Daughter: Dad, can you pause the movie so I can grab a snack.
Dad: (grabs the cats paws and pushes them) Sorry, I'm pushing pause but it's not working!
Whats a Sheeps favorite snack?
What is a ducks favorite snack?
Cheese and quackers
(My kid made that up last night)
Just looking for a light snack...
What type of a snack does a cannibal eat?
My German Shepherd asked me for a snack
At least, I think that's what it was. I don't speak a word of German.
What kind of snacks do firefighters eat?
My son is getting so fat, I've decided to put all his favourite snacks at a place he can't reach.
My coworker brought some vegetables to snack on during work, and he didn’t offer me any
It’s like he didn’t even carrot all
What was Micheal Jackson's favourite snack?
Nachos!
(for non-hindi speakers, nacho means dance in hindi)
What’s a dragons favorite snack?
What is a skeleton's favorite snack?
What agency does the president call upon when craving a late night snack?
What do you call an award-winning potato snack?
What is a duck's favorites snack ?
The other day I was on the dock talking to two of my neighbors… One of them had a cooler full of beers and snacks… Pulling out a beer pops the top and opening a bag of chips, he says “My wife’s an angel
I said, “you’re lucky – mine is still alive…”
What is it called when you drop your snack
Two British monks set up a small snack stand at the parish fair.
They divided the duties equally: one was the fish friar, and the other was
the chip monk!
When will they come to a consensus about snacks in the casino?
When everybody Lay’s their chips on the table.
If there was a dinosaur named, "Theaurus" what would his favorite snack be?
What is ducks favorite snack?
Dog wanted a spicy snack...
...So he got some hot treatos 🔥🔥🔥
I just got back from a long day of duck hunting, so I decided to put my feet up and have my favorite snack.
There's a snack that's high in protein, fats, and fiber.
What do you call French dog snacks?
What snack cake brand does Michael Jackson eat?
What’s a computers faveourite snack?
When a giraffe eats a snack
Why does Robert Plant never spend any money at snack machines?
What is an Italian dictators favorite snack?
Finally, I have something to snack on while im waiting for iCloud to backup!
My computer became self aware and asked for a snack.
I replied "Sorry I'm fresh out of computer chips."
EDIT: "Now he's asking me for a byte of cookies... "
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
What happens when you have half your snack...
What type of snacks are served on FedEx planes?
Wife: Remember to practice safe snacks and to use condiments
Me: Baby stop, you’re making me hungry
What snack always beats video game levels?
My bag of fruit snacks had all grapes
Today’s gonna be a grape day!
What snack do you give to a jury pool?
What is a skeleton's favourite snack?
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