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πŸ‘€︎ u/TeslaAlpha
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2013
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Daughter: Dad, can you pause the movie so I can grab a snack.

Dad: (grabs the cats paws and pushes them) Sorry, I'm pushing pause but it's not working!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bagabus
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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Whats a Sheeps favorite snack?

A Candy Baa (Bar)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stupidman44
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2021
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What is a ducks favorite snack?

Cheese and quackers

(My kid made that up last night)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/D-B-Zzz
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2021
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Just looking for a light snack...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KnotEweTwo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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What type of a snack does a cannibal eat?

Little Debbie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Audacioustrash
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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My German Shepherd asked me for a snack

At least, I think that's what it was. I don't speak a word of German.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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What kind of snacks do firefighters eat?

Firecrackers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daviscojokes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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My son is getting so fat, I've decided to put all his favourite snacks at a place he can't reach.

The floor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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My coworker brought some vegetables to snack on during work, and he didn’t offer me any

It’s like he didn’t even carrot all

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πŸ‘€︎ u/excusetheblood
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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What was Micheal Jackson's favourite snack?

Nachos!

(for non-hindi speakers, nacho means dance in hindi)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/srthkjoshi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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What’s a dragons favorite snack?

Fire crackers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Greystone_86
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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What is a skeleton's favorite snack?

Spare ribs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kreyfor
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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What agency does the president call upon when craving a late night snack?

The Secret Room Service

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrayWolf85
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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What do you call an award-winning potato snack?

A champion chip.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emjay144
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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What is a duck's favorites snack ?

Quackers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amart1985
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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The other day I was on the dock talking to two of my neighbors… One of them had a cooler full of beers and snacks… Pulling out a beer pops the top and opening a bag of chips, he says β€œMy wife’s an angel

I said, β€œyou’re lucky – mine is still alive…”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hayeshilton
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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What is it called when you drop your snack

A snackcident

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnaK_HadiOS
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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Two British monks set up a small snack stand at the parish fair.

They divided the duties equally: one was the fish friar, and the other was

the chip monk!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/franksymptoms
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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When will they come to a consensus about snacks in the casino?

When everybody Lay’s their chips on the table.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arc-ion
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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If there was a dinosaur named, "Theaurus" what would his favorite snack be?

A synonym roll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clark_creationz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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What is ducks favorite snack?

Quacker Jacks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lvrcerosis
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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Dog wanted a spicy snack...

...So he got some hot treatos πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

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πŸ‘€︎ u/samyoma
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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I just got back from a long day of duck hunting, so I decided to put my feet up and have my favorite snack.

Cheese and quackers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/undercover723
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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There's a snack that's high in protein, fats, and fiber.

It's nuts!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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What do you call French dog snacks?

Treaties of Versailles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sbill14
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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What snack cake brand does Michael Jackson eat?

Little Deb-hee hee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RSGaming0416
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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What’s a computers faveourite snack?

Microchips

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bishboshTV
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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When a giraffe eats a snack

A little goes a long way

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hoopsfan24
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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Why does Robert Plant never spend any money at snack machines?

They ask No Quarter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The-Syrinx-Priest
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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What is an Italian dictators favorite snack?

Chocolate Mousselini

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Urinal-Cake2113
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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Finally, I have something to snack on while im waiting for iCloud to backup!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBerg28
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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My computer became self aware and asked for a snack.

I replied "Sorry I'm fresh out of computer chips."

EDIT: "Now he's asking me for a byte of cookies... "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/guitarman1103
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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What's a cannibal's favorite snack?

A knuckle sandwich

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sirdavide101
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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What happens when you have half your snack...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/flyingtiger79
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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What type of snacks are served on FedEx planes?

Styrofoam peanuts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bossthree02
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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Wife: Remember to practice safe snacks and to use condiments

Me: Baby stop, you’re making me hungry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Serm22
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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What snack always beats video game levels?

Chees-itsπŸ§€πŸ§€πŸ§€

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RSGaming0416
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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A Festive Snack
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πŸ‘€︎ u/l30P
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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What was a cowboy's favorite snack on the range? /r/Jokes/comments/gj3yjp/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/patchy72
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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My bag of fruit snacks had all grapes

Today’s gonna be a grape day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mememidas
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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What snack do you give to a jury pool?

Trial Mix

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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What is a skeleton's favourite snack?

Ribs, spare ribs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gashau
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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