Soda bread Puns

As they sit down, the husband offers to go get their dinner. First he waits in line for the roast beef. Then he waits in the line for the potatoes. He he waits in the vegetable line, the bread line, the salad line, and even the gravy line.

He finally returns to the table with two heaping plates of food. “What would you like to drink?” he asks.

“A glass of punch would be nice,” she says. So off he goes to get it. He finds a line for wine, a line for beer, a line for soda, a line for milk, even a line for water. After considering all of his options he gives up and returns to the table empty-handed.

Sometimes there is no punch line.

So we were engaging in adult sodas last evening, and someone raised their beer and said, "Let's toast!" And I said, "To cooked bread!" The eyerolls were almost audible, but I laughed too hard.

Corporate announcement: "...after the reception there will be cake and champagne toast."

Boss: I've hear of Soda Bread, but how did they make Champagne Toast?