What if someone made raisins with juice in them
I just swapped 50 raisins for 100 sultanas
I can’t believe the currant exchange rate
Bill Lumbergh: If you could just rehydrate that raisin
If I advertise old grapes, is that raisin awareness?
What's an Amish person's favorite raisin?
Where do raisins keep their money?
We should all start paying with Raisins and Sultanas.
I hear the currant exchange rate is excellent.
Friend: how do you like your pizza and why. Me: no raisin
You know what they say about big raisins.
♫ Rum raisin, how come you taste so good? ♫
My wife and I were deciding what to eat for breakfast when she asked, “Have you ever tried raisin bagels?”
I replied, “I didn’t know you could raise bagels.”
Raisins are just old wrinkly grapes.
Then does that mean they’re berryatric?
A raisin, a peanut, and an oat sit down and order a drink.
The bartender says, “what do you think this is, a granola bar? “.
I made a playlist for hiking. Included are songs from Peanuts, The Cranberries, Eminem, and even The California Raisins.
Why Did the Raisin Farmer Secure a $100k Loan to His Most Productive Raisin Grape Tree?
Because it was his "raisin debt tree" (use French accent).
He is just raisin awareness.
Was toasting a hot crossed bun and the power tripped, turned out a raisin had shorted against the toaster element
Must have been a fault currant
I have have managed to save $10 towards a large sack of raisins.
It's in my current account.
Got the day off from my job at the raisin factory due to a power outage
Raisin The Quality Of The Puns On This Subreddit
Why was the blueberry scared of the raisin?
The raisin was previously known for grape
If you could just rehydrate those raisins
Why did the raisin go out with the prune?
Because he couldn’t find a date.
I was asked why I don't eat raisins.
I'm religious, I'd rather lower my sins.
You ever see Nicolas Cage in Raisin Arizona?
A shopper walked into the Wegmans and asked where they could find the raisins. The clerk said:
“where the grapes used to be.”
What did Tony the Tiger say to the milk jug when asked about a bunch of swollen raisins sitting in the corner of the fridge?
How do raisin’s leave the house?
Whoever thought up raisins...
In June there was a Supreme Court ruling that overturned a Department of Agriculture policy in which raisins were seized from farmers in order to maintain high prices. An appeal case was suggested that would mandate compensation for farmers who forfeited their raisins
Clarence Thomas, in response, said an appeal would be "a fruitless exercise"
I almost exclusively eat raisin bran
Some would go so far as calling me a cereal monogamist.
What's an amish favorite type of raisin?
What’s a Mennonite’s favorite raisin?
I've just been to the shops and swapped 50 raisins for 100 sultanas.
I can't believe the currant exchange rate!
Just been to Tesco and swapped 50 raisins for 100 sultanas..
I cannot believe the currant exchange rate
Just been to Tesco and swapped 50 raisins for 100 sultanas.
I can't believe the currant exchange rate.
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