Just Raisin Awareness...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyLatestInvention
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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What if someone made raisins with juice in them

That would be grape

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πŸ‘€︎ u/That1GuyPrivate
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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Raisin the dead
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BTShitposter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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I just swapped 50 raisins for 100 sultanas

I can’t believe the currant exchange rate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OwenJthomas89
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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Bill Lumbergh: If you could just rehydrate that raisin

That would be grape

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πŸ‘€︎ u/math-pro
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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If I advertise old grapes, is that raisin awareness?

Are you gonna wine?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/entangled_dicks
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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What's an Amish person's favorite raisin?

A barn raisin'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snuffy_tentpeg
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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Where do raisins keep their money?

In a currant account.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlaMenck
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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I have no raisin to live
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ARandomOven
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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We should all start paying with Raisins and Sultanas.

I hear the currant exchange rate is excellent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BaldrickD2M
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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Friend: how do you like your pizza and why. Me: no raisin
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πŸ‘€︎ u/im_not_inevitable
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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You know what they say about big raisins.

Bigger grapes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spunkards97
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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β™« Rum raisin, how come you taste so good? β™«
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Asmor
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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My wife and I were deciding what to eat for breakfast when she asked, β€œHave you ever tried raisin bagels?”

I replied, β€œI didn’t know you could raise bagels.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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Raisins are just old wrinkly grapes.

Then does that mean they’re berryatric?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ziplocbaggie
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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A raisin, a peanut, and an oat sit down and order a drink.

The bartender says, β€œwhat do you think this is, a granola bar? β€œ.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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I made a playlist for hiking. Included are songs from Peanuts, The Cranberries, Eminem, and even The California Raisins.

I call it my Trail Mix

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scruluce
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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Why Did the Raisin Farmer Secure a $100k Loan to His Most Productive Raisin Grape Tree?

Because it was his "raisin debt tree" (use French accent).

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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He is just raisin awareness.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2018
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Was toasting a hot crossed bun and the power tripped, turned out a raisin had shorted against the toaster element

Must have been a fault currant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adwyle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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I have have managed to save $10 towards a large sack of raisins.

It's in my current account.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buggaboobooy
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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It’s all about raisin awareness. reddit.com/r/dadjokes/com…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/coadnamedalex
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2018
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Got the day off from my job at the raisin factory due to a power outage

That's just grape

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πŸ‘€︎ u/banjomag
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2018
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Raisin The Quality Of The Puns On This Subreddit
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Am_Navi_Seel_Mann
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2017
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Why was the blueberry scared of the raisin?

The raisin was previously known for grape

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frozesty-ZombieYT
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2018
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If you could just rehydrate those raisins

That'd be grapes

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2018
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Why did the raisin go out with the prune?

Because he couldn’t find a date.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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I was asked why I don't eat raisins.

I'm religious, I'd rather lower my sins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zeraphil
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2018
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You ever see Nicolas Cage in Raisin Arizona?

He’s Grape!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MBTAHole
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2018
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A shopper walked into the Wegmans and asked where they could find the raisins. The clerk said:

β€œwhere the grapes used to be.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/carottina
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2018
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What did Tony the Tiger say to the milk jug when asked about a bunch of swollen raisins sitting in the corner of the fridge?

They’re GRRRRRAPES!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SixPhalaris
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2018
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How do raisin’s leave the house?

By raisin the roof.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Big_buzzin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2017
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Whoever thought up raisins...

...had a grape idea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sphinctaltickle
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2017
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πŸ‘€︎ u/psgsummers
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2014
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In June there was a Supreme Court ruling that overturned a Department of Agriculture policy in which raisins were seized from farmers in order to maintain high prices. An appeal case was suggested that would mandate compensation for farmers who forfeited their raisins

Clarence Thomas, in response, said an appeal would be "a fruitless exercise"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dude108
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2015
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I almost exclusively eat raisin bran

Some would go so far as calling me a cereal monogamist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ironandtwine9
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2017
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What's an amish favorite type of raisin?

barn raisin'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adi_2787
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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What’s a Mennonite’s favorite raisin?

Barn raisin’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BroodalNoodal
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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I've just been to the shops and swapped 50 raisins for 100 sultanas.

I can't believe the currant exchange rate!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mykeuk
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2018
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Just been to Tesco and swapped 50 raisins for 100 sultanas..

I cannot believe the currant exchange rate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J666S44
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2018
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Just been to Tesco and swapped 50 raisins for 100 sultanas.

I can't believe the currant exchange rate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KinkyLAD
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2016
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