A list of puns related to "Scotch and soda"
Barkeep: "What'll it be?"
Bear: "I'll have a scotch and....... ..... a soda."
Barkeep: "Coming right up, but curious, why the big pause, there?"
Bear: holds up arms and looks at them "I don't know. I've had them my whole life."
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