My wife asked me to pick up a single lemon at the grocery store
But I have no idea how to tell if a lemon is in a relationship or not
What do you call a French Buddhist who likes lemons?
Walking down the road last night, I passed an apple pie, an ice cream sundae, and a lemon cheesecake.
I thought "the streets are strangely desserted tonight."
A boy loves eating his bread with lemon squirted on top
One day, his dad comes across him eating like this and says, "That do be sourdough"
when life gives you lemons, make puns!
I was watching an Australian show and the audience applauded when the host made a lemon meringue.
I was confused because I thought Australians usually boo meringue.
When life gives you lemons
Sit there and wonder who life is and why they threw a lemon at you
I replaced the milk in the milk carton with lemon juice
They were really sour about it
What do you call it when someone helps a lemon?
When life give you lemons...
Find someone whose life gave them vodka, then have a party
What kind of lemon performs charity work?
I was asked why I love to clean lemon juice from windows, to which I replied
“It’s easy peasy lemon squeegee”
Do you like lemons?
Because I think they are sublime.
Three fruits decided to have a dragrace match. The Lemon prepared by practcing driving skills, the orange by studying the appropriate tecniques, the grape by relaxing in the sun. Who won?
The grape. He was the only one who went raisin.
What did the flirty lemon say to the tangerine?
What did the lemon juice say to the baking soda?
It’s hard to make lemonade out of lemons when the world is going bananas.
So I made banana bread instead.
What do you have if you 4 apples and 2 oranges in one hand and 3 lemons and a grapefruit in the other hand?
I crashed my bike into a lemon tree last week
It's left me feeling bitter and twisted
Once there was a man who owned an orchard. He grew lots of things. Apples, pears, cherries, peaches, oranges and lemons.
The stonefruit was almost ready for harvest when he was hit with a bout of laryngitis that left him unable to talk.
Despite the doctors orders for bed rest, he went into the orchard early one morning to find all of his mature peach trees had been stolen.
He was peachless."
What do you give a sick lemon?
I tried zesting a lemon for my recipe, but I cut too deep...
I had sex whit a lemon once. Now I have lemonaids.
When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade.
When life gives you HIV, you make Live Aid.
If lemon juice is lemonade
When life gives terrorists lemons
What does a lemon pie and my wife have in common?
They both have meringue on them.
Kids: Hey dad, Don Lemon is interviewing Ice-T on TV!
Dad: Half Lemon, half Ice-T? Why didn't you just save time and say it was Arnold Palmer?
What’s the opposite of ‘easy peasy lemon squeezy’?
difficult difficult lemon difficult
Why is it better to smell roses and lemons than a pile of poop?
It’s just plain common scents.
In Australia, they have a scary lemon dessert that keeps coming back.
They call it Boo-Meringue.
What did the Apple say to the lemon & lime when he found out they were correct?
Yeah, I guess you’re Sprite
Why are lemons safer than limes?
There’s no such thing as lemon’s disease.
Take It, to the lemon. Take It, to the lemon. Take It, to the lemon..
One more Limeeeeeee
I'm terribly sorry
A lemon was injured during work
Guess he needs some lemon-aid
What did the orange say to the lemon?
Walking home last night, I passed a slice of apple pie, an ice cream sundae, and a lemon cheesecake.
I thought to myself, “The streets seem strangely desserted…”
What do you give a sick lemon?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What do you give a sick lemon?
When life give you lemons..
You give them to someone else and see what they do
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