Oranges and Lemons Puns

A list of puns related to "Oranges and Lemons"

What do you have if you 4 apples and 2 oranges in one hand and 3 lemons and a grapefruit in the other hand?

Large hands

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👤︎ u/BrooksWasHere1
📅︎ Apr 19 2020
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Once there was a man who owned an orchard. He grew lots of things. Apples, pears, cherries, peaches, oranges and lemons.

The stonefruit was almost ready for harvest when he was hit with a bout of laryngitis that left him unable to talk. Despite the doctors orders for bed rest, he went into the orchard early one morning to find all of his mature peach trees had been stolen. He was peachless."

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👤︎ u/KatWayward
📅︎ Apr 08 2020
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Did you hear that the Lemon and the Orange divorced?

The Lemon was very bitter.

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👤︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
📅︎ Jan 29 2017
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