What do you have if you 4 apples and 2 oranges in one hand and 3 lemons and a grapefruit in the other hand?

Large hands

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrooksWasHere1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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Once there was a man who owned an orchard. He grew lots of things. Apples, pears, cherries, peaches, oranges and lemons.

The stonefruit was almost ready for harvest when he was hit with a bout of laryngitis that left him unable to talk. Despite the doctors orders for bed rest, he went into the orchard early one morning to find all of his mature peach trees had been stolen. He was peachless."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KatWayward
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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Did you hear that the Lemon and the Orange divorced?

The Lemon was very bitter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2017
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