A list of puns related to "Steam Train"
..but I never could find the 4-0-4.
Then how can it choo choo?
Complements of my 6 year old.
I think I managed to cover my tracks.
They eventually run off the rails.
I said, “I'm not sure; it's hard to keep track.”
So, we're driving up a tree-lined street where people often have wedding/family photos taken. It's lined with live oaks and is pretty beautiful. That prompted this conversation.
12 y/o daughter: Why do people sometimes get their wedding photos taken on train tracks? That doesn't make sense.
Me: Because they choo-choose to? [with a debt to Ralphie Wiggam]
6 y/o daughter (Loud groan): Papi, that's a terrible joke.
Me: So you think you could engineer a better one if I train you?
12 y/o: Dad why do you always make these awful jokes?
Me: Because I've got loco motives!
At that point I started laughing so hard I couldn't come up with anymore.
It left its tracks.
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