A list of puns related to "2 10 2"
But someone else said it was 1 in 5. So which is it?
Both can fly if you throw them hard enough
steven: even numbers
stephen: ephen numbers
I don't think he need that lunch anymore. He already 8
Dark, wasn’t it?
...Getting home and realizing they forgot one of your containers: Riceless.
That's inflation for you.
It depends on how rich he is.
Mr. Pun enters a room and kills 10 people.
Pun in, Ten dead.
A pun walked into a bar and killed 10 people. Pun in, 10 dead.
The winner of this contest would receive a brand new Porsche, so a man got down to it and came up with the 10 best puns he could. He submitted the first, the second, and so on till he had entered them all in the contest. Alas none of his puns won the competition, no pun in ten did.
Nintendo decided to switch things up
Because you can’t C in the dark
Perfect 10, but purely imaginary.
10+10=20 11+11=22
Cow-culus.
(Courtesy of my 10 year old.)
The second replies ‘I’m a big metal fan’
Courtesy of my 10 year old!
...I said I didn't even know he could play cricket.
Edit: Americans; replace 'cricket' with '10 Pin Bowling 🎳 '
Thank you for the awards
...she was an LPN.
We had a Don't Bother Checking account.
My first pet only had 3 legs, and it was a centipede.
Mom had one bra, and it was a lease.
For breakfast we ate Lieutenant Crunch.
My first spoon was monogrammed though ("1/2 TSP").
We were too poor to even say "awesome." We had to say "awefew."
We sat at the campfire and made S'Lesses.
My pillow only had one side.
Repossession was 9/10 of the law.
Five kids had to share one shoelace, and instead of toenails we grew toe staples.
Our scotch tape was scots-irish.
(I'm allowed)
My first shower came with sound effects and a lightshow.
One year Santa had to bring stockings.
The next year he filled them with nooses.
I did have a jumprope with a rattle on the end. And fangs on the other.
Other kids hunted eggs for Easter but we just died.
Launch meat!! (Courtesy of my 10 year old daughter)
I remembered a good Dad joke moment.
My wife and I had picked up our daughter and two of her friends. They were in the back of our minivan.
My wife inquired about one of the kids mothers that she was friends with since we hadn't seen them in a while. They moved because of work to another town.
I guess the job was going well and they were making a good deal of money. The kid said, "She doing good, but she's spending a lot of money. She remodeled the kitchen and bought 4K TVs."
They kept chatting lightly and when there was a lull in conversation, I quietly said, "That's a lot of TVs." Just loud enough for everyone to hear but not loud enough to really demand anyone listen.
But then it happened. An uncomfortable pause - the fabled pregnant pause - and they started talking again. No one said anything about it but I knew it landed.
After we dropped the kids off, the first thing my daughter said, "That was SO bad. "
This was at LEAST 10 minutes after I said it. She had been thinking about that joke the whole time. She said the other kids were like looking around like WTF?
After 10 minutes, our goldfish finally settled down.
How many fingers do I have. Answer 11. 10 9 8 7 6... Plus 5 is 11.
There are 30 cows. Twenty eight chickens. How many didn't?
Answer: 10
Baby blue
(Anna, age 10, after I told her "What's blue and not very heavy?" "Light blue")
Pickup the pace.
I said “Bro, do you even Lyft?”
Oooooh!! About 10 minutes.
Usher responds: “10-Q”
Man responds: “You’re welcome. Now what’s my seat number?”
6 couldn't believe it. 7 had finally gone off the deep end. 7 had long offended 6. A repeat 6 offender if you will. But this was unforgivable. 9 was his best friend. How could he do this to his best friend? How could it be that 7 ate 9?
6, filled with fury, called his friends 2 and 4. They would get even. 10 was the best friend of 7 you see. 2, 4 and 6 ate 10 to get even. They then began plotting further revenge, but 7 acted first. He gathered 1, 3 and 5 together to take down 6.
Realizing that the odds were against them, 2, 4 and 6 retreated. Their only option was to turn to 12 who had twice the resources 6 had. 7 couldn't follow.
12 quickly called 3 to find out what the root of 7's attack on 9. 3 wasn't sure. He had only supported 7 because of a long standing friendship. But 3 promised to get to the root cause.
Meanwhile, 7's scheming was not yet done. 12 was powerful, but there was one who could reverse his decision to harbor 6. If he could just convince 21, nicknamed blackjack, to reverse 12's decision, it would all be over.
Three times 7 went to 21's compound. On the third try he was able to get through. After explaining that 6 had masterminded the elimination of 10, a grand meeting of the numbers was called.
Both 6 and 7 argued over the whole thing. 13 had the unlucky task of adjudicating the meeting. Each time 13 made an argument, 6 and 7 would add to it by shouting over each other.
Finally, 21 had had enough. "7, why did you eat 9"
7 responded "I just wanted to get 3 square meals." 21 had 7 eliminated for initiating the battle and 6 jailed for masterminding 10's death. And the war was over.
Me: You have to get up.
Wife: Is it 7:30?
Me: The sequel, actually.
Wife: [pauses] 7:32?
Me: Yep.
Wife: I hate you.
He was supposed to be here 10 minutes ago to hear it tho...
Because of this, they were planning to strike. Upper management were able to make a deal with a day to spare. Some still weren’t happy. Only 7-10 split from the place.
Dave.
*joke from my 10 year old
And I’ll be Beethoven!
(Been rocking this joke since I was 10!)
***Because most people are offended at seeing Boo Bees! -My 10 yr old son
Dad: “10 of the happiest years of my life”
(They’ve been married 43 years)
It’s a four-gone conclusion.
Dark, isn’t it?
But 7 was scared of 2, 4 6 8 10
Pun in, 10 dead.
Because 10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too
10 + 10 is twenty and 11 + 11 is also twenty two
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