Me and my wife were on the sofa last night, getting all hot and steamy..
She whispered in my ear "Shall we take this upstairs"? I replied "Go on then, you grab this end and I'll get the other"
Took a pretty good picture of the meteor shower a few days ago.
I went to my therapist's office wearing only saran wrap
He said " I can clearly see your nuts"
Fog
Just dropped this one on the guy I'm seeing: Him - Did you see the fog this morning? Me - No, I only got up 20 minutes ago so I mist it.
He thinks I'm funny because he laughed!! I think it might be love ha ha :)
