A list of puns related to "Scorching"
but when he opened the fridge door he remembered about that open can of soda. Guess that's shandy
My friends all call me Burnie Sanders.
As a young, naive child, I asked my dad what I would get for Christmas. He said, "Close your eyes and tell me what you see." I said "nothing" , totally oblivious to the impending, scorching punch line. "that's what you're getting."
They didn't approve of my scorched nerf policy.
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