Sizzle Puns

He liked to drink risky on the woks

Barbie queue.

No rain, no gain

Sausage 1: Flipping heck mate, it’s hot in here!

Sausage 2: oh my god, a talking sausage!!

I already have a bee on my butt-cuz when I do the sizzle finger thing I say it stings beeing this hot

A pacifier on my middle finger- for the suckers

I am hoping to get a fly in a suit soon holding some jars of honey- cuz you can catch a fly with honey but you can catch more hunnys being fly

Any other ideas would be appreciated

For sizzle

She said, “I know. Stop eating so much bacon.”

Rib it...duh!

My wife was just babywearing our 11-week-old while she cooked dinner. As she did so, she was having a conversation both with our daughter and all the utensils.

"See, all the food in the pan is going sizzle sizzle sizzle! And we use Mr. Spatula to move it around. Say hi to Mr. Spatula! And then once it's done, we're going to put into Mr. Strainer. Can you say hi to Mr. Strainer?"

"Hey!", I interjected, "Absolutely not! Don't you go teaching her to talk to strainers!"

Dad: "I'll have the steak diane"

Waitress: "How do you want that cooked?"

Dad: "like this" pretends to be shaking a frying pan whilst making sizzling noises

Waitress: Genuinely laughs

sun goes down over the sea on the horizon

Dad: it's funny, you never hear it sizzle.

My mother does not do well in hot weather, which is bad because we live in the desert. She was complaining today about the heat inside the house. My dad was being unsympathetic, so I come out of my room and she turns to me.

"Is it hot in here?" She asks me.

"I think it might just be me," I said with a smirk. Not getting it, she pushes harder.

"Are you hot?"

"Yes." *licks finger* *places finger on body* *sizzle*

She just gave me a look and my dad laughed.