What do you call a horny cow?

A bull

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Geb69
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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What does a horny frog say?

Rub it

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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What do you call a horny square?

An erectangle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kono_Dio_Sama
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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What's the difference between hungry and horny?

Where you stick the cucumber.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snailhighway
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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What do you call a horny necrophiliac at a funeral?

β€œMourning Wood”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/massive_diarrhea
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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What’s with all the talk about horny bugs in Washington D.C.?

I keep hearing about the capital insect erection.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ukimeouch
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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What does a horny toad say?

Rubbit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rabid_Badger_83
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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what do you call horny pasta?

...

fetty wap

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1nsomni
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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Art Garfunkel has been selling his hair, saying that its essence makes people horny

He calls it his afro-disiac

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BMACS001
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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What do you call a horny zombie?

Wankenstein.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clukurduk
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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Why was the horny dinosaur frustrated?

Because the triceratops didn't have a tricerabottom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alexleavitt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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What does a singer hate when she's horny?

A melody.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sumo-911
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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What’s the difference between a frog and a horny toad?

What’s the difference between a frog and a horny toad? A frog says ribbit-ribbit. A horny toad says rub-it rub-it.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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I'm horny
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HackGamez
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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Whats a horny bee’s favourite cereal

Honey nut cheerios

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raztafarium
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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What do you call a desperately horny British person?

Thirstea.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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Being horny on your period is basically bloodlust
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hasitsung
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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What do the horny eunuch and the lost cartographer have in common?

They lack D-erection

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fecalfettucine
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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The romans were really horny

They were always trying to nail people

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DanNermantheMan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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What do you call getting your ex girlfriend horny in a gas station?

Exxon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shredhead15
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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What’s does a coat do when it’s horny?

Jacket

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JiggleyWafflez
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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You hear what happened at the zoo with the horny pandas?

It was pandeMOANium

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jeebz21
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2018
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Properly formatted tables with column headers make me horny

I guess I'm header-row-sexual

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πŸ‘€︎ u/REAL_Neoliberal
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2018
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Why are horny teenage weaboos always so grumpy?

They are simply tired because they can't get a good night's sleep.

Their Rem phase is unhealthy for them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PuzzledKitty
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2017
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What's the difference between an old crab and a horny Chinese person killed by a bulldozer?

One is a rusty crustacean , the other is a lusty crushed Asian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andrewszabo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2018
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Why did the horny student take six years of philosophy and six years of law?

To master debate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pyrrhios
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2017
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What do you call a horny Pig?

Hamorous

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PM_UR_MACHINING
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2017
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Breaking news: Donald Trump got a dog and the gossip is that this dog keeps humping everything. He's horny...

Which is to be expected since he is a trump-pet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/usedsurname
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2017
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What do you call a horny square ?

An erectangle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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What did the horny frog say?

Rubbit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thicklog7
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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What do you call a sad but horny tree?

Mourning Wood

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moomoocowninja
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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What does a horny toad say?

Rubbit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Harrismac157
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad? A frog says, "Ribbit, ribbit" and a horny toad says, "Rub it, rub it.”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad?

A frog says, "Ribbit, ribbit" and a horny toad says, "Rub it, rub it.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saforester
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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What does a frog say when it gets horny?

Rubbit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-willy-nilly-
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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A toad says ribbit ribbit, a horny toad says rub it rub it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/harley11111
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad?

A frog says, "ribbit, ribbit, ribbit." A horny toad says, "rubbit, rubbit, rubbit."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SyllabaryBisque
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2017
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What does a horny frog say?

Rubbit Rubbit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sackeridaiquiri
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2019
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How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad?

A frog says, "Ribbit, ribbit" and a horny toad says, "Rub it, rub it.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KwMemeMan
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2018
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What's the difference between a frog and a horny toad?

One says ribbit ribbit, the other says rub it rub it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/avenlanzer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2018
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What's the difference between a Frog and Horny toad?

A frog says, β€˜Ribbit, ribbit’ and a horny toad says, β€˜Rub it, rub it.’”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Syeq
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2016
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How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad? A frog says, "Ribbit, ribbit" and a horny toad says, "Rub it, rub it.”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FunnyGenious
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2017
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