What do you call a horny cow?
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What does a horny frog say?
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︎ Apr 08 2021
What do you call a horny square?
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︎ Feb 25 2021
What's the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you stick the cucumber.
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︎ Feb 14 2021
What do you call a horny necrophiliac at a funeral?
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︎ Jan 20 2021
Whatβs with all the talk about horny bugs in Washington D.C.?
I keep hearing about the capital insect erection.
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︎ Jan 19 2021
What does a horny toad say?
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︎ Nov 30 2020
what do you call horny pasta?
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︎ Oct 26 2020
Art Garfunkel has been selling his hair, saying that its essence makes people horny
He calls it his afro-disiac
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︎ Oct 31 2020
What do you call a horny zombie?
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︎ Sep 07 2020
Why was the horny dinosaur frustrated?
Because the triceratops didn't have a tricerabottom.
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︎ Sep 12 2020
What does a singer hate when she's horny?
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︎ May 23 2020
Whatβs the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
Whatβs the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
A frog says ribbit-ribbit. A horny toad says rub-it rub-it.
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︎ Jun 21 2020
I'm horny
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︎ Apr 18 2020
Whats a horny beeβs favourite cereal
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︎ May 17 2020
What do you call a desperately horny British person?
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︎ Nov 25 2019
Being horny on your period is basically bloodlust
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︎ Oct 11 2019
What do the horny eunuch and the lost cartographer have in common?
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︎ Apr 03 2020
The romans were really horny
They were always trying to nail people
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︎ Aug 15 2019
What do you call getting your ex girlfriend horny in a gas station?
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︎ Mar 19 2019
Whatβs does a coat do when itβs horny?
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︎ Jan 22 2019
You hear what happened at the zoo with the horny pandas?
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︎ Nov 11 2018
Properly formatted tables with column headers make me horny
I guess I'm header-row-sexual
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︎ Dec 16 2018
Why are horny teenage weaboos always so grumpy?
They are simply tired because they can't get a good night's sleep.
Their Rem phase is unhealthy for them.
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︎ Oct 17 2017
What's the difference between an old crab and a horny Chinese person killed by a bulldozer?
One is a rusty crustacean , the other is a lusty crushed Asian.
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︎ Oct 22 2018
Why did the horny student take six years of philosophy and six years of law?
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︎ Dec 20 2017
What do you call a horny Pig?
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︎ Sep 30 2017
Breaking news: Donald Trump got a dog and the gossip is that this dog keeps humping everything. He's horny...
Which is to be expected since he is a trump-pet.
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︎ Mar 28 2017
What do you call a horny square ?
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︎ Feb 26 2021
What did the horny frog say?
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︎ Nov 08 2020
What do you call a sad but horny tree?
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︎ Feb 24 2020
What does a horny toad say?
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︎ Oct 28 2019
How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad? A frog says, "Ribbit, ribbit" and a horny toad says, "Rub it, rub it.β
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︎ Oct 14 2019
How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
A frog says, "Ribbit, ribbit" and a horny toad says, "Rub it, rub it.β
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︎ Oct 05 2019
What does a frog say when it gets horny?
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︎ Aug 04 2019
A toad says ribbit ribbit, a horny toad says rub it rub it
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︎ Mar 04 2019
How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
A frog says, "ribbit, ribbit, ribbit."
A horny toad says, "rubbit, rubbit, rubbit."
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︎ Aug 11 2017
What does a horny frog say?
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︎ Jan 21 2019
How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
A frog says, "Ribbit, ribbit" and a horny toad says, "Rub it, rub it.β
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︎ May 04 2018
What's the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
One says ribbit ribbit, the other says rub it rub it.
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︎ Apr 10 2018
What's the difference between a Frog and Horny toad?
A frog says, βRibbit, ribbitβ and a horny toad says, βRub it, rub it.ββ
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How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad? A frog says, "Ribbit, ribbit" and a horny toad says, "Rub it, rub it.β
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