Spineless Puns

A list of puns related to "Spineless"

Paperbacks are totally spineless
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👤︎ u/CherylCarolCherlene
📅︎ Feb 13 2016
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My friend lied when he said he didn’t make an entire book out of cloth.

His story was completely fabricated.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat
📅︎ Aug 08 2020
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Why did the Books bully the online dictionary?

Because it is spineless

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👤︎ u/TexasWegieee
📅︎ Sep 10 2020
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Why are Invertebrates cowards?

Because they're SPINELESS!

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👤︎ u/wolfyfancylads
📅︎ Dec 20 2019
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After shoveling the driveway, my father in law told me he threw his back out.

I don't know why he would do that. He's definitely going to need it still.

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👤︎ u/chadburycreameggs
📅︎ Feb 22 2017
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While enlisting in the Air Force...

I had to undergo x-rays of my back to screen for scoliosis and lordosis. When I told my dad I had to take back x-rays, he replied: "They just want to make sure you're not spineless."

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👤︎ u/bowlscreen
📅︎ Jan 26 2014
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