I get aroused by wrapping myself in an old, mangled garden hose
It's pretty kinky
A computer engineer came to my house. I said, "I can't get aroused by programs and other operating information on my machine."
He said, "Software?"
I said, "In my pants."
My girlfriend got me aroused, then grabbed her stuff and left.
I got ding-dong ditched
I'm an exhibitionist who's aroused by confessing to people, but I'm trying to change
admitting it is the first step in a nude erection
Why was the French lion aroused?
Because he didn’t see ze-bra
What do you call an aroused tree?
Hardwood.
What do you call someone aroused by filling in the top line of an Excel spreadsheet?
A header row sexual.
The local drug dealer in town started dressing as a Jehovah’s Witness so as not to arouse suspicion.
He was arrested when cops saw people actually letting him in.
The hairdresser said she needed to cut my hair wet.
I don't know why she had to be aroused.
I'm the sexiest person suspicion has ever met...
Everywhere I go, it's aroused.
I'm an exhibitionist who's aroused by confessing to people, but I'm trying to change
admitting it is the first step in a nude erection
