George Michael died on Christmas Day
It was his last christmas.
In an alternate universe, George Michael had an allergy to chocolate
He was killed by a careless Wispa
How did George Michael get to hospital?
In a whambulance.
Did you hear about the piece of fruit that left its wallet at a George Michael concert in Zurich?
It was a Careless Swiss Pear.
My favourite George Michael song? It would probably be
George, Betty, and Michael walk into a bar
Someday should raise it, so many people already got hurt
How did George Michael end up with chocolate all over his hands?
He was careless with his Whisper
I really couldn't recall what music duo George Michael used to be in
Then it hit me like, wham!
Ive always looked up to George Michael
I've always fancied myself a man of the peephole
Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?
He found his lack of Faith disturbing
George Michael runs into Carrie Fisher in the Afterlife...
Wham!
Me: Did you know that abbreviating names might be sometimes confusing?
GF: Really?
Me: Yes.
George Foreman: How so?
While whistling a tune at work today...
My colleague says: Stop that! I can't stand George Michael.
Me: Sorry, I'm such a Careless Whisteler!
Did you hear about when George Michael dropped a chocolate bar?
He was Careless with his Wispa
I was so shocked to hear about George Michael. His death really hit me...
...like, wham.
