This Halloween I was planning to go as a band aid, but decided against it.

It’s really hard to pull off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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I thought I’d go as a Band-Aid this Halloween, but then decided not to.

I think it’ll be hard to pull off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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I was thinking of going as a band-aid for Halloween, but then decided against it.

It would be really hard to pull off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
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"Whoever invented the Band-Aid was a bloody genius" - my dad
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πŸ‘€︎ u/saintoak
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2017
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What are frozen Band-Aids used for?

Cold cuts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fine-rusty-knife
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2016
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Do you have a band-aid?

What is that, someone who carries instruments?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yoho21
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2016
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I told me my doctor I didn’t want her to give me stitches.

She said β€œfine, suture self.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/20ftScarf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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What do you call paramedics in a rock concert?

Band aid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shadowlegend551
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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Why did the nurse get second chair in the symphony?

Because they were a Band-Aid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anakin_I_am_on_PC
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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What do you call it when a musical group provides assistance?

Band aid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OhTheComedy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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What do you call a person who helps the band?

A Band-Aid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pax_flash
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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My son is involved in the school music program...

I told him i offered his director some assistance. They said yes.

Now I get to be a band-aid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yellow_Odd_Fellow
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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Have you heard of the benefit concert to help starving musicians?

They're calling it Band-Aid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rcflier500
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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Did you hear about the music group that is consisted entirely of members who are HIV positive?

They call themselves The Band-Aids

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Its_Kid_CoDi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2018
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Drugstores across the nation are reporting a shortage of plasters for cuts and grazes.

Manufacturers are determined to find a band-aid solution.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marty085
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2018
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Who healed the guitarist's scrape?

The band aid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Largedump
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2017
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If the Red Cross did an orchestral fundraising event...

They could call it The Big Band Aid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChesterMonty
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2018
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Who is the first to the scene when a musician gets a scratch?

The band aid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mayleman
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2017
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I heard a cover of 'Do They Know It's Christmas?' the other day. It was painful to listen to, but over quickly.

Like ripping off a Band Aid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slytrombone
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2016
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