Whoopi Puns

A list of puns related to "Whoopi"

If Whoopi Goldberg and Peter Cushing had gotten married....

It would be Whoopi Cushing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anime_lover_420
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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After a long hike to the top of a mountain, my wife asked me, β€œSo what do you think of The View?”

I said, β€œWhoopi Goldberg is ok, but I don’t like the other women on the show.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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One of the hosts of the View invited me to her home and we sat in her den. She then offered a pillow...

It was a Whoopi cushion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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Star Trek Dad joke.

My dad is a bit of a sci-fi nerd, but he can be a nerd in other aspects as well.

One time when the family was playing a trivia game, the question talked about Whoopi Goldberg's appearences on "Star Trek: The Next Generation." After the question had been answered, my Dad said, "She was a cologist on that show."

"A what?" We were wondering what the heck he meant.

"Yeah," he explained. "A Guinan-cologist."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gapporin
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2013
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