Why was the foyer depressed?

It had the vestiblues.

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Wife yelled at me for always leaving shoes in the foyer when I get home.

"But honey, that's why they call it a foyer. Because it's foyer shoes..."

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👤︎ u/WiiWynn
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Our table in the foyer used to have a dolphin statue on it

Dad: in case you're missing some sunglasses, I found some in my car after you borrowed it. Me: thanks! Dad: I'll leave them on the "dolphin" table... Dolphin not included. Certain other restrictions may apply, etc.

I love my dad. :)

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👤︎ u/delsol10
📅︎ Dec 20 2014
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I was in the hotel lobby the other day when I heard 2 chess masters bragging about past wins.

They were chess nuts boasting in an open foyer

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What do you call a bunch of chess nerds bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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👤︎ u/lightsup11
📅︎ Nov 25 2020
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I recently overheard two chess enthusiasts in a hotel lobby. They were bragging about their previous victories

They were chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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📅︎ Jun 29 2019
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.

After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. ''But why?'' they asked, as they moved off. ''because,'' he said ''I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.''

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👤︎ u/jpatil1982
📅︎ Jul 15 2019
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I saw a crowd of chess enthusiasts talking about how good they were when I was going into the theatre...

.... they were chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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👤︎ u/cwwspurs
📅︎ Aug 07 2019
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Did you hear about the day Bobby Fischer and Garry Kasparov were sighted at a hotel lobby, bragging about their talents? They were...

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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👤︎ u/norrisrw
📅︎ Dec 23 2018
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Towards the end of December, I saw Bobby Fischer and Gary Kasparov in a hotel lobby, both saying they were the better chess player.

That's the best thing about Christmas - chess nuts boasting on an open foyer.

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👤︎ u/AlRedux
📅︎ Jul 18 2019
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The hotel I work at got a huge reservation today

250 chessmasters for some huge tournament. It's not even Thanksgiving yet and I have to listen to chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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👤︎ u/Fubai97b
📅︎ Nov 15 2018
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Plant Obsessed

I heard about a man who was obsessed with houseplants. His wife got to the point that she couldn't deal with them all over the house so she had him move all of his plants to the entryway. Now that the plants were consolidated it was much easier to move about the house, but he kept adding plants to their entryway until it was impossible to leave the house.

His wife finally had enough and tried to clear them out herself but they were all intertwined and she was unable to hack through the forest that now occupied their entryway. Desperate, she called a family friend, a forester with the National Park Service, who came and cleared out the veritable jungle while the man who had raised the plants looked on in dismay.

Just before leaving, the forester turned to the man and spoke sternly: "Only you can prevent forest foyers."

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What kind of learning institute is in a hallway?

A foyer college.

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👤︎ u/clifwith1f
📅︎ Apr 30 2018
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What do you call chess nerds talking about their victories in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

My friend's Dad laid this on me. Thought it'd be perfect here!

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👤︎ u/bd33
📅︎ Jun 23 2014
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Dad got my sister this one while hanging ornaments

"I was at a chess convention and the people were really annoying. They kept gloating about their achievements. I realized I was with chess nuts gloating in an open foyer."

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👤︎ u/TheFrodo
📅︎ Dec 06 2015
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Belated Holiday Dadjoke

An international chess tournament was taking place at a hotel in New York. Grandmasters from all around the world came to compete. As things were getting underway, everyone gathered in the hotel's lobby to socialize and brag about their skills. All of a sudden, the hotel manager bursts out and orders everyone to leave. The players ask why, and he responds:

"I don't like chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

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👤︎ u/zora894
📅︎ Dec 27 2013
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How could you describe a group of chess grandmasters bragging about their skills in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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👤︎ u/atltop5150
📅︎ Dec 09 2020
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What do you call a group of chess players talking about their wins in the lobby of their hotel?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer

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📅︎ Dec 13 2019
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I met some chess players in the hotel lobby. They were bragging about how good they are.

It was Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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What do you call a group of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer

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👤︎ u/b62316
📅︎ Dec 20 2019
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What do you call a bunch of Chess players bragging about their games in the hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting on an open foyer.

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What do you call a group of chess players bragging about how they won in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!

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👤︎ u/B-man44
📅︎ Aug 17 2019
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I saw two chess masters in a hotel lobby they were bragging about past wins...

... I guess you could say that they were chessnuts boasting on an open foyer.

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👤︎ u/Wolfie979
📅︎ Jun 24 2019
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I saw two gentlemen playing chess in the hotel lobby talkong avout past wins

They were Chess Nuts Boasting in an open foyer

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👤︎ u/Dabugsta99
📅︎ Mar 12 2019
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What do you call a bunch of chess players discussing their games in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer...

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📅︎ Dec 25 2018
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I saw two chess masters in the hotel lobby, and they were bragging about their skill.

They were chess nuts boasting in a open foyer.

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