I'll never walk down the hall, outside the church, near the courtyard...
I'm cloisterphobic
On the other side of the fence, next to my dentist's office, is the courtyard of a mental hospital...
After my appointment, I was walking back to my car when I heard some of the patients on the other side of the fence chanting, "Thirteen...Thirteen..."
I spotted a knothole in the fence, so I bent over to take a look at what was going on.
No sooner had I put my eye up to the knothole when one of them poked me in the eye!
I staggered back, cursing and rubbing my eye, when I heard them chanting, "Fourteen...Fourteen..."
