11 Hilarious Rooftop Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Whats black and deadly and sits on rooftops

A crow with a machine gun

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👤︎ u/AusSpyder

📅︎ Jan 05 2021

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Two antennas meet on a rooftop and decided to get married

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

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👤︎ u/soaraf

📅︎ Oct 26 2020

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My friend has a business painting rooftops.

You need to book now while his service is on the house.

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👤︎ u/Koevoet91

📅︎ Nov 25 2020

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Do you know the upside of Rooftop Bar..

..the first one is On The House.

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👤︎ u/abionic

📅︎ Oct 15 2020

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A physicist sees a guy standing on the edge of a rooftop

He immediately shouts: Don't do it! You have so much potential!

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👤︎ u/viky_boy

📅︎ Sep 18 2020

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Two antennas met on a rooftop, fell in love and got married...

The ceremony wasn’t much but the reception was incredible!

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👤︎ u/EatBrod

📅︎ Jan 16 2019

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What did a depressed person do when a girl agreed to go on a rooftop date?

He jumped for joy.

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👤︎ u/notseefun

📅︎ Jun 06 2019

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What do you call it when a pony jumps from rooftop to rooftop?

Parkhorse.

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👤︎ u/NoogabyNature

📅︎ Nov 21 2018

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A friend said he can only masturbate on rooftops...

he said he has to climb a 15 foot ladder,

I asked if that's what gets him up.

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👤︎ u/patatbeerho

📅︎ Jul 14 2015

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I hate it when people bang on about their phobias.

I have a terrible fear of heights, but you won't find me shouting about it from the rooftops.

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle

📅︎ Oct 15 2020

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Two antennas got married on a rooftop. The service was alright,

But the reception was great!

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👤︎ u/CecilBlight

📅︎ Sep 19 2018

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