I heard this from my dad while up at his cattle farm, sitting on the verandah watching 2 cows walk up a hill to the yards.
Dad: What is the first cow saying?
Me: Don't know dad.
Dad: I smell molassas.
Dad: What is the second cow saying?
Me: ...
Dad: I smell cow-asses.

*Edit: new lines.

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