What do you call a bunch of chess nerds bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lightsup11
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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I was in the hotel lobby the other day when I heard 2 chess masters bragging about past wins.

They were chess nuts boasting in an open foyer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superdolmiosauce
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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The AC was broken at the hotel lobby I am staying at.

I wasn't expecting such a warm reception.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tmacker14
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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While waiting in the lobby of a Chinese restaurant, Don was admiring a painting on the wall of a Chinese sailing vessel and said to his friend Mike: β€œIsn’t that a great looking ship?” Mike replied:

β€œIt’s junk”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bardbelle
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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I went to get my fortune told. I walked into the lobby and asked the receptionist if there was a fee.

She just shook her head and said "This is a non-prophet organization."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlextheInhuman
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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Wife: You got thrown out of hobby lobby for sticking your testicles in the glitter?

Yeah, I know. Pretty nuts?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buddhaplayshockey
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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Would a Speed Dating event at Hobby Lobby be called...

Craft Singles?

My daughter said the joke was cheesy and not very Gouda. :(

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guycelium
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2020
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I recently overheard two chess enthusiasts in a hotel lobby. They were bragging about their previous victories

They were chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/knittingmonster
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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So i visited a neurologic clinic that, between other mental illness, treats Alzheimer patients. This was their main lobby's painting.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/XurroMaster
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.

After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. ''But why?'' they asked, as they moved off. ''because,'' he said ''I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.''

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jpatil1982
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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My family and I walked into the lobby and as we were checking in, I whispered to the desk clerk, "I hope the porn is disabled."

The guy looked at me in shock and sputtered, "It's just regular porn, you sick perv!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2018
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Did you hear about the day Bobby Fischer and Garry Kasparov were sighted at a hotel lobby, bragging about their talents? They were...

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/norrisrw
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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Towards the end of December, I saw Bobby Fischer and Gary Kasparov in a hotel lobby, both saying they were the better chess player.

That's the best thing about Christmas - chess nuts boasting on an open foyer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlRedux
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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Joe walked by a bowl of pretzels in a lobby and got confused whe the pretzals said "you are very good at reading" You look Nice".Joe looked confused. The nearvy receptionist said "the pretzas are complimentary."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatspunnyxd
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2018
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I was waiting at the hotel's lobby when the WiFi was disconnecting from time to time.

I really hated that reception.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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My daughter pointed at an ornate chandelier hanging in a lobby and said, β€œThat’s a pretty light”

I said, β€œI dunno it looks pretty heavy to me”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/outlawfish
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2018
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A Saudi Arabian investment group just purchased Hobby Lobby.

It will now be called Wahabi Lobby.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pickles17
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2017
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This is in the lobby of the materials science building at my school imgur.com/Wr1XsFG
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πŸ‘€︎ u/surzzz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2013
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What kind of alcohol do they sell at Hobby Lobby?

Craft Beer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grownassmanchild
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2017
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A couple of men, dressed in armor, walk into a hotel lobby and one says...

"A room for two knights please!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2017
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A family of ducks moves into a hotel lobby. What did the hotel staff decide to call them?

The Ritz Quackers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chucksense
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2017
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What do you call chess nerds talking about their victories in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

My friend's Dad laid this on me. Thought it'd be perfect here!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bd33
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2014
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How could you describe a group of chess grandmasters bragging about their skills in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atltop5150
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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What do you call a group of chess players talking about their wins in the lobby of their hotel?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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I met some chess players in the hotel lobby. They were bragging about how good they are.

It was Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2018
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What do you call a group of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/b62316
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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What do you call a bunch of Chess players bragging about their games in the hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting on an open foyer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oxfordthethird
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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What do you call a group of chess players bragging about how they won in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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I saw two chess masters in a hotel lobby they were bragging about past wins...

... I guess you could say that they were chessnuts boasting on an open foyer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wolfie979
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dohpaz42
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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I saw two gentlemen playing chess in the hotel lobby talkong avout past wins

They were Chess Nuts Boasting in an open foyer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dabugsta99
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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What do you call a bunch of chess players discussing their games in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/palpameme_66
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2018
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I saw two chess masters in the hotel lobby, and they were bragging about their skill.

They were chess nuts boasting in a open foyer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KitonePeach
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2018
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