Iβm at wedding and Iβm very thirsty so I am walking all around the whole ballroom looking for something to drink.
I canβt find the punchline.
I wanted to wear my ballroom pants, but the wife said they were unseemly! βWhatβs wrong,β I asked, cheekily. βAre you mad, because, clearly, I can see your nuts.β βJust a little testy, I guess.β
I wanted to take Ballroom Dance lessons but the teacher wasnβt around...
Apparently she just waltzed right out of there.
Why are skinny jeans like a cheap hotel?
NO BALLROOM!
What do designer jeans and cheap hotels have in common?
No ballroom .
I had to take dad shopping for pants....
When asked how they fit he replied: "like a cheaply made castle, no ballroom".
My new pants are like a poorly built castle
No ballroom.
What do a small house and an uncomfortable pair of pants have in common?
No ballroom.
My grandpa got new pants
"Grandpa how do they fit?"
"Like a cheap castle"
Seeing I was confused he said "There's no ballroom"
I put my underwear on backwards today, and now they feel like a cheap hotel
No ballroom.
Grandpa dad
My grandma recently bought my grandpa pants and asked him how they felt. He said "like a cheaply made castle" to which we responded "what???????????????????????" And then he goes "no ballroom."
Skinny jeans are like a cheap hotel room....
No ballroom.
Why are tight pants like a cheap hotel?
No ballroom
Those pants look like a cheap hotel
No ballroom...
...I'll show myself out.
Just bought a new pair of pants, and they fit like a cheaply made castle.
No ballroom.
What do skinny jeans and cheap hotels have in common?
No Ballroom!!!
These pants are like a cheap hotel.
There's no ballroom.
