I’m at wedding and I’m very thirsty so I am walking all around the whole ballroom looking for something to drink.

I can’t find the punchline.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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I wanted to wear my ballroom pants, but the wife said they were unseemly! β€œWhat’s wrong,” I asked, cheekily. β€œAre you mad, because, clearly, I can see your nuts.” β€œJust a little testy, I guess.”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stuntugly
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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I wanted to take Ballroom Dance lessons but the teacher wasn’t around...

Apparently she just waltzed right out of there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phrygianhalfcad
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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Why are skinny jeans like a cheap hotel?

NO BALLROOM!

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πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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What do designer jeans and cheap hotels have in common?

No ballroom .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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I had to take dad shopping for pants....

When asked how they fit he replied: "like a cheaply made castle, no ballroom".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrBlue08
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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My new pants are like a poorly built castle

No ballroom.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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What do a small house and an uncomfortable pair of pants have in common?

No ballroom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SomeKid420
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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My grandpa got new pants

"Grandpa how do they fit?"

"Like a cheap castle"

Seeing I was confused he said "There's no ballroom"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rillweed
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2016
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I put my underwear on backwards today, and now they feel like a cheap hotel

No ballroom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DanimalHouse
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2017
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Grandpa dad

My grandma recently bought my grandpa pants and asked him how they felt. He said "like a cheaply made castle" to which we responded "what???????????????????????" And then he goes "no ballroom."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/edogman9955
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2014
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Skinny jeans are like a cheap hotel room....

No ballroom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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Why are tight pants like a cheap hotel?

No ballroom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpecOpsAlpha
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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Those pants look like a cheap hotel

No ballroom...

...I'll show myself out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strider303
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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Just bought a new pair of pants, and they fit like a cheaply made castle.

No ballroom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mardrom_Bransle
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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What do skinny jeans and cheap hotels have in common?

No Ballroom!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hammerlock01
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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These pants are like a cheap hotel.

There's no ballroom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MuleDozer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2016
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