A list of puns related to "Foyers"
It had the vestiblues.
"But honey, that's why they call it a foyer. Because it's foyer shoes..."
Dad: in case you're missing some sunglasses, I found some in my car after you borrowed it. Me: thanks! Dad: I'll leave them on the "dolphin" table... Dolphin not included. Certain other restrictions may apply, etc.
I love my dad. :)
They were chess nuts boasting in an open foyer
They were chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. ''But why?'' they asked, as they moved off. ''because,'' he said ''I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.''
.... they were chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
That's the best thing about Christmas - chess nuts boasting on an open foyer.
250 chessmasters for some huge tournament. It's not even Thanksgiving yet and I have to listen to chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
I heard about a man who was obsessed with houseplants. His wife got to the point that she couldn't deal with them all over the house so she had him move all of his plants to the entryway. Now that the plants were consolidated it was much easier to move about the house, but he kept adding plants to their entryway until it was impossible to leave the house.
His wife finally had enough and tried to clear them out herself but they were all intertwined and she was unable to hack through the forest that now occupied their entryway. Desperate, she called a family friend, a forester with the National Park Service, who came and cleared out the veritable jungle while the man who had raised the plants looked on in dismay.
Just before leaving, the forester turned to the man and spoke sternly: "Only you can prevent forest foyers."
A foyer college.
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
My friend's Dad laid this on me. Thought it'd be perfect here!
"I was at a chess convention and the people were really annoying. They kept gloating about their achievements. I realized I was with chess nuts gloating in an open foyer."
An international chess tournament was taking place at a hotel in New York. Grandmasters from all around the world came to compete. As things were getting underway, everyone gathered in the hotel's lobby to socialize and brag about their skills. All of a sudden, the hotel manager bursts out and orders everyone to leave. The players ask why, and he responds:
"I don't like chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
Chessnuts boasting in an open foyer
Chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
It was Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer
Chess nuts boasting on an open foyer.
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
... I guess you could say that they were chessnuts boasting on an open foyer.
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
They were Chess Nuts Boasting in an open foyer
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer...
They were chess nuts boasting in a open foyer.
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