The Kips Bay Showhouse Palm Beach, the second annual Florida iteration of the esteemed Kips Bay Decorator Show House in New York City opens with a stunning display to benefit both Kips Bay Boys & Girls Club and Boys & Girls Clubs of Palm Beach County. Featuring 22 of the nation’s most prominent design firms, the Show House is open to the public through Wednesday, Feb. 20, 2019. Located along the Intracoastal Waterway in West Palm Beach’s South of Southern neighborhood, the house is well worth a visit!
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It'd be awesome if it had categories too, so redstone shenanigans weren't competing with real world replicas, which weren't competing with fantasy replicas, which weren't competing with original creations.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
They’re on standbi
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
Hi r/homeautomation! Some of you might remember me from this post earlier in the year. We're a bunch of smart home professionals - ex SmartThings, Neos, Fibaro, etc - who got together to start a home insurance company, of all things. We're looking for UK testers again, and giving away bundles of free smart tech to participants. Admins hopefully this is allowed because we're here in a spirit of giving back to, and learning from, the community - and not to sell anything (!). Quite the opposite, we're actually here to give away about half a million dollars of smart tech to around 1,000 total test participants.
We started this project because we felt like traditional home insurance misses the point - you buy it to protect your home, but actually it's just this dumb, passive piece of paper that does nothing until the damage is already done... and then argues with you about whether you're going to get a payout or not. We're trying to create a new breed of home insurance that emphasizes protecting your home with smart technology. We've already partnered with Ring, Philips Hue, Yale, Netatmo, Lightwave RF, Honeywell, TPLink and more. It's still backed by conventional home insurance from leading underwriters, but the hope is that one day you won't even need to claim.
We've got a few years of longitudinal data which indicates that smarter homes are indeed safer homes - you're about 35% less likely to suffer a serious claim if you own one or more smart devices. What we want to do now is recruit around one thousand UK homeowners to join a new study where we attempt to prove which devices have the greatest protective effect, and how much.
Each of the 1,000 homeowners in the study will be sent a kit of protective devices ranging in value from £160 to £500 to install in their homes. The devices are things like Ring video doorbells, leak detectors, a new whole-home leak detection / shut-off system and some innovative (albiet non-smart) fire extinguishers. We're specificially seeking smart home users and enthusiasts.
The application form is here, and you can drop any questions or comments directly in the chat and I'll do my best to answer. Thanks so much for reading and look fo
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What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
