Do homeless people

get knock-knock jokes?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DinglebarryHandpump
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I saw a homeless guy living in a tyre...So, I punctured it.

Since then, he's living in a flat.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/VERBERD
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What do you call an Italian homeless man?

Giovanni SpareChange?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DanMannix
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I saw a Werewolf behind the bus stop last night....Or a really hairy homeless guy.

Either way, the silver bullets worked.

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What do you call a woman that likes to have sex with homeless man?

A Hobosexual

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/VHMA
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Heard about the homeless horse?

He was un-stable

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/EverythingAndNot
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I have recently been made homeless and have to live in my car...

...Now every room is the living vroom

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Triggers--Broom
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I met a homeless person who smelled really sweet.

He was a cinnamon bum.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/analytik
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I met a homeless man named Rich

He wasn't

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/greg_or_y
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I'm a homeless debater.

I beg to differ

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thepootastrophy
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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Saw 10 homeless ants

Decided to build them a house to live in and charge them rent. Now I collect rent from my tenants

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/bluetoken12
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I tried to share a sandwich with a homeless guy today.

He said, "Fuck off. Get your own!"

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I just finished the book, "How to Become Homeless"...

It's such a bummer.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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What do you call a homeless streaming platform?

Hbo

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/warmrhunder51
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I just saw a homeless man get arrested for cloaking himself in a blanket the cops falsely accused him of stealing...

It was a bum wrap.

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MOM: I always see those same two homeless people kissing or holding hands. How sweet. See, even life's unfortunates can know love!

DAD: Those are tweakers, hon. They're either speed dating or just mething around.

MOM: I don't know why I married you.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Jan_Tik
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What kind of movies do homeless people make?

Poornos

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Who is the patron saint of homeless dogs and cats?

St. Ray

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/big_macaroons
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 06 2020
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Why do you never see any gay homeless people?

No homeo

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Gasyournan
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My dad goes to Mexican restaurants and shakes the empty chip container like a peddling homeless man and says : "Chips for the poor favor"

He does it to this day and laughs every time, my sister and mother have chosen to start ignoring that type of behavior which makes it funnier to me

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What do you call a homeless weapon?

A ho-bow

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The homeless man didn't like his new shoes.

Doesn't he know beggars can't be shoesers?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Dasvott
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What do you call an angry homeless gnome?

A gnomad.

Explanation:

g nomad

gno mad

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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My son slept with a newly homeless girl.

He said "no hobo" afterwards, like I taught him.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Tokimi-
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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What does a homeless guys dog think to himself

God damn this walk is long!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Clasher3131
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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I hate when homeless people shake their coin cups at me.

I get it you have more money than me... There's no reason to brag about it.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/fukhed69
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 26 2018
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Did you hear about the homeless man that ran for office?

He wanted change.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/whymemum
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The Homeless Brothers - Sucker (Parody) youtu.be/0ollaScoXOQ
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TheAeromarine
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Homeless people should be less homophobic.

There is absolutely no need to be afraid of home.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Bloodphoenix26
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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Why do homeless people like to sleep on bags of chips?

Because it's Frito Lay.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/CSwork1
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I did a good deed today. I saw a homeless man living in a tyre and I punctured it...

How is that a good deed you ask?

Well now he lives in a flat!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Metalingus03
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TIL about Arda Djoques, a homeless woman in Baltimore who wandered into a school and pretended to be a substitute teacher for two weeks. Despite great reviews from her peers, when the school found out, she was forcefully thrown to the street.

Oops, wrong sub.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Maimonides_vii
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What is the spanish phrase for giving money to a homeless person?

Poor favor.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/BlueComms
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A homeless man's tent
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Why do homeless people drink coffee?

Because they don't own proper-tea.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/megalodon7944
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A homeless, paraplegic man stole my camouflage jacket.

Well, he can hide, but he canโ€™t run!

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This homeless man was shaking his cup at me with some change in it.

Yeah i get it, you have more money than me. Quit it.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/kickypie
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I tried to share a sandwich with a homeless guy today

He said, "Get your own"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
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Why do you never see any homeless gay people?

No homo

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Gasyournan
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Today, I saw a homeless man living in a tyre, so I punctured it

He's now living in a flat

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