A list of puns related to "The Homeless"
It's such a bummer.
It was a bum wrap.
St. Ray
Doesn't he know beggars can't be shoesers?
He does it to this day and laughs every time, my sister and mother have chosen to start ignoring that type of behavior which makes it funnier to me
He wanted change.
Poor favor.
Oops, wrong sub.
A hoboo
You can drop her off anywhere
He couldnโt afford to pay attention
I guess it's cheaper than a gym membership.
I always give credit where it's dew.
Well, he had no proper tea.
I replied, "Surely you must be Joe."
Nickel-less
Attire
They made me feel like I was in dire straits.
No roof
^^^^^^I ^^^^^^disgust ^^^^^^myself
I didn't give a dam.
.....I worried that I might be hobosexual.
My little sister is stroking the dog (huge bull-mastiff) and comments on how warm he is. "I wouldn't mind being homeless if I had Buster" she says.
To which my dad replies "yeah, you wouldn't go hungry for weeks."
Dad: Oh look, that nice man's handing out change for us.
He wanted change
Attire
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