Kansas, Colorado, New Mexico, and Texas are all about to Outlaw Interstate Homelessness
These four states are all against the Oklahoma panhandle.
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Heard about the homeless horse?
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I have recently been made homeless and have to live in my car...
...Now every room is the living vroom
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︎ Dec 27 2020
I met a homeless person who smelled really sweet.
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︎ Sep 18 2020
Someone vandalized my keyboard leaving only 1 button.
Surprisingly, the police were more thorough in the investigation than I expected. They even asked to see my colon.
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What does a duck and a homeless person have in common?
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︎ Jul 25 2020
I'm a homeless debater.
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︎ Aug 14 2020
I met a homeless man named Rich
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︎ Jun 10 2020
I just finished the book, "How to Become Homeless"...
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︎ Jul 11 2020
When I moved into my new igloo my friends threw me a surprise house-warming party.
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︎ Dec 08 2020
I tried to share a sandwich with a homeless guy today.
He said, "Fuck off. Get your own!"
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︎ Mar 15 2020
Saw 10 homeless ants
Decided to build them a house to live in and charge them rent. Now I collect rent from my tenants
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︎ Feb 09 2020
I just saw a homeless man get arrested for cloaking himself in a blanket the cops falsely accused him of stealing...
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︎ May 17 2020
What do you call a girl who refuses to pay her bills?
Burnadebt
(Just thought of this and I gotta admit...I'm a little bit proud of myself.)
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︎ Jun 13 2020
What do you call a homeless streaming platform?
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︎ Feb 21 2020
I just watched some homeless people perform hip hop.
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︎ Apr 06 2020
MOM: I always see those same two homeless people kissing or holding hands. How sweet. See, even life's unfortunates can know love!
DAD: Those are tweakers, hon. They're either speed dating or just mething around.
MOM: I don't know why I married you.
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Who is the patron saint of homeless dogs and cats?
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︎ Mar 06 2020
What kind of movies do homeless people make?
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︎ Jan 17 2020
Why do you never see any gay homeless people?
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︎ Jan 01 2020
What do you call a homeless weapon?
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︎ Jan 01 2020
The homeless man didn't like his new shoes.
Doesn't he know beggars can't be shoesers?
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︎ Oct 10 2019
My son slept with a newly homeless girl.
He said "no hobo" afterwards, like I taught him.
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︎ Aug 20 2019
Today, I saw a homeless man living in a tyre, so I punctured it
He's now living in a flat
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︎ Apr 18 2019
What do you call an angry homeless gnome?
A gnomad.
Explanation:
g nomad
gno mad
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︎ Mar 19 2019
i pre-ordered an xbox
I just felt sorry for my homeless ex girlfriend
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︎ Oct 16 2020
My dad goes to Mexican restaurants and shakes the empty chip container like a peddling homeless man and says : "Chips for the poor favor"
He does it to this day and laughs every time, my sister and mother have chosen to start ignoring that type of behavior which makes it funnier to me
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︎ Mar 22 2019
Homeless people should be less homophobic.
There is absolutely no need to be afraid of home.
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I hate when homeless people shake their coin cups at me.
I get it you have more money than me... There's no reason to brag about it.
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︎ May 26 2018
Why do homeless people like to sleep on bags of chips?
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︎ Sep 16 2019
Did you hear about the homeless man that ran for office?
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︎ Apr 05 2018
I did a good deed today. I saw a homeless man living in a tyre and I punctured it...
How is that a good deed you ask?
Well now he lives in a flat!
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︎ Apr 22 2019
What is the spanish phrase for giving money to a homeless person?
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︎ Nov 21 2018
TIL about Arda Djoques, a homeless woman in Baltimore who wandered into a school and pretended to be a substitute teacher for two weeks. Despite great reviews from her peers, when the school found out, she was forcefully thrown to the street.
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︎ Aug 25 2018
What do you call the ghost of a homeless man?
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︎ May 18 2019
My friends threw a house warming party in my new igloo.
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︎ Dec 22 2020
I tried to share a sandwich with a homeless guy today
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︎ Mar 03 2020
Why do you never see any homeless gay people?
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︎ Oct 24 2019
I saw a homeless man living in a tyre, so I punctured it
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︎ May 27 2019
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