"All of you are doing jobs to earn a living. Well, I beg to differ"
They weren’t the color I wanted, but beggars can’t be shoes-y.
I told him beggars can’t be Hoosiers.
I get it you have more money than me... There's no reason to brag about it.
Went to get tickets from the office, waited in line for a while but got sorted.
Had to rent a limo, another line in their office but got one pretty quick.
Remembered I needed flowers, ran to the local florist, this time there was a massive line but they looked after me.
Eventually we got to Prom. Future Wife asks me to get her some punch.
I go to the refreshments table
Theres no punchline.
Doesn't he know beggars can't be shoesers?
Because beggars can’t be chewsers
My team's supervisor sent out an email to our group asking if anyone was getting a "beg" message from a particular application. So I replied all, "The program has not chosen to give me that message. So I guess beggars can be choosers."