Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leckzsluthor
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2022
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I was blinded by The Shining
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nichorz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2021
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TIL people who are color blind have the highest rates of divorce.

They can't see the red flags.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shercroft
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2021
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What did the blind guy say after his friend bought him an everything bagel?

Who wrote this?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jistresdidit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2022
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I just donated $100 to an organization for blind kids.

What gets me is that they will never see a penny of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elster000
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2021
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the blind date

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "I went on a blind date last night," he tells the bartender. "Well, how did it go?" the bartender asks. "Not so good," the guy says. "Turns out I'm more into curtains."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Firegoat1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2021
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What would a beggar with no begging family history say?

I beg to differ!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/swep284
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2021
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Why did the blind man fall into the well?

Because he couldn’t see that well.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2021
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Why do blind people hate sky diving?

It scares the hell out of their dogs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/firebullmonkey
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2022
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A father told his son β€œStop masturbating or you’ll go blind”

Son replies: Dad I am over here.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2022
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What would you call Hitler if he was blind?

A not see.

(Don't judge me. It's my first dad joke and I'm exhausted, lol.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iZomkee
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2021
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A vegan lady went on a blind date with a man. She asked him what do you do for a living. He said he is a butcher. The lady said "eww that's grouse".

The butcher replied "a person who sells vegetables is grocer".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YZXFILE
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2021
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What did the blind man say when he walked into the bar

Oww

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heidjetsuehudh
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2021
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I just found out I’m color blind!

This news just came out of the purple!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YT_JRGRAND
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2021
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The members of The Flamingoes (the band) are blind except at Christmas-time

They only have eyes for Yule

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnbr
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2021
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Told my blind friend she can't eat shrimps

Because it's see food

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MoonAmunet
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2022
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I couldn't decide whether to watch Jungle Cruise or that movie about the blind monsters.

I was stuck between The Rock and A Quiet Place.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/celtictock
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2021
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Who doesn’t know about blind people?

Deaf people probably never heard of them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FourBloodMoons
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2022
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You guys, being color blind sucks. I tried to make a funny dad joke on Reddit

But I totally blue it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/petite_alsacienne
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2021
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Why couldn't the blind boy sing the alphabet?

Because he couldn't c

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HumanNotCow
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2021
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How do parents punish their blind child

By moving around the furniture

Bit of dark joke, added the NSFW just in case

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TropicalBasil
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2021
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why don't blind people play darts?

They can't see the point of the game

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2022
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I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus.

Thats how i lost my job as a bus driver

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πŸ‘€︎ u/poshnoshlosh
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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A blind man walks into a bar.

And a table. And a door. And a staircase.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2022
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A blind man and his seeing-eye dog walk into a store…

They stand there for a bit, then unprompted, the man picks up the dog by its tail and swings it around over his head.

A salesman rushes over and says, β€œSir, do you need help with something?”

The man then puts his dog back down and says, β€œNo thank you, I’m just looking around.”

Sorry this was really awful, it’s one of my grandpa’s very long puns

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2021
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What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Doyathinkhesaurus.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2021
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How to find a blind man on a nudist beach ?

It’s not hard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KoexD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2022
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A blind man wakes up in the morning and says ..

I see that I still can’t see ..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afarro
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2021
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On my 98th birthday I turned blind

I can’t see what I’ve got left to do

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MonkeySandwiches
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2022
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How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke his eyes out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aelin_arda_ni
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2021
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A beggar was sitting on a world map struggling to calculate 9838538387 - 62662. I helped him do it.

I guess, I made a pretty huge difference in his world.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elSasuke
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2021
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What do you call a blind german in 1940?

A not-see

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ok-Equipment1552
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2021
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What’s a blind tiger’s favorite band?

Deaf Leopard!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pookells
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2021
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I know a blind couple and they've been happily married for 30+ years

Although they stopped seeing each other during that time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vietlinh12hoa
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2021
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What did the man say when he went blind in the Mediterranean?

"Oh No, eye can't sea!"

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2021
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Love is blind (wait for it…)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/stevekimes
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2021
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I threw a baseball in a crowd of blind people.

They never knew what hit them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Timberwolfer21
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2021
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Why are blind people so obsessed with their past?

Because hindsight is always 20/20

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PabloAlaska6
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2021
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What part of a hospital can blind people not get into

The ICU

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JackBerti99
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2021
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Why did the blind man fall down the well?

He couldn't see that well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tommwill07
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2021
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Did you hear about the blind man who fell down a Well?

He didn’t see that well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cathal41
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2021
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I just found out that I'm color blind.

The news came completely out of the green.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2021
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How do you find a blind man on a nude beach

It's not hard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dannyeagermeister
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2021
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Why did the blind man fall into the well?

Because he didn’t see that well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YT_JRGRAND
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2021
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Why did the blind man fall into the well?

Because he couldn't see that well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TotallyUnassuming
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
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Why did the blind man fall into the well?

Because he couldn't see that well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wallygonk
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2021
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Why did the blind man fall in the well?

He did not see that well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/John_The_Whiteboi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2021
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Why did the partially blind man fall into the well?

Because he couldn’t see that well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mosheg99
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2021
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What do you call a blind dinosaur?

A do-you-think-he-saurus.

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