Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!
I was blinded by The Shining
TIL people who are color blind have the highest rates of divorce.
They can't see the red flags.
What did the blind guy say after his friend bought him an everything bagel?
I just donated $100 to an organization for blind kids.
What gets me is that they will never see a penny of it.
the blind date
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "I went on a blind date last night," he tells the bartender. "Well, how did it go?" the bartender asks. "Not so good," the guy says. "Turns out I'm more into curtains."
What would a beggar with no begging family history say?
Why did the blind man fall into the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.
Why do blind people hate sky diving?
It scares the hell out of their dogs.
A father told his son “Stop masturbating or you’ll go blind”
Son replies: Dad I am over here.
What would you call Hitler if he was blind?
A not see.
(Don't judge me. It's my first dad joke and I'm exhausted, lol.)
A vegan lady went on a blind date with a man. She asked him what do you do for a living. He said he is a butcher. The lady said "eww that's grouse".
The butcher replied "a person who sells vegetables is grocer".
What did the blind man say when he walked into the bar
I just found out I’m color blind!
This news just came out of the purple!
The members of The Flamingoes (the band) are blind except at Christmas-time
They only have eyes for Yule
Told my blind friend she can't eat shrimps
I couldn't decide whether to watch Jungle Cruise or that movie about the blind monsters.
I was stuck between The Rock and A Quiet Place.
Who doesn’t know about blind people?
Deaf people probably never heard of them.
You guys, being color blind sucks. I tried to make a funny dad joke on Reddit
Why couldn't the blind boy sing the alphabet?
How do parents punish their blind child
By moving around the furniture
Bit of dark joke, added the NSFW just in case
why don't blind people play darts?
They can't see the point of the game
I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus.
Thats how i lost my job as a bus driver
A blind man walks into a bar.
And a table. And a door. And a staircase.
A blind man and his seeing-eye dog walk into a store…
They stand there for a bit, then unprompted, the man picks up the dog by its tail and swings it around over his head.
A salesman rushes over and says, “Sir, do you need help with something?”
The man then puts his dog back down and says, “No thank you, I’m just looking around.”
Sorry this was really awful, it’s one of my grandpa’s very long puns
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
How to find a blind man on a nudist beach ?
A blind man wakes up in the morning and says ..
I see that I still can’t see ..
On my 98th birthday I turned blind
I can’t see what I’ve got left to do
How do you make a Venetian blind?
A beggar was sitting on a world map struggling to calculate 9838538387 - 62662. I helped him do it.
I guess, I made a pretty huge difference in his world.
What do you call a blind german in 1940?
What’s a blind tiger’s favorite band?
I know a blind couple and they've been happily married for 30+ years
Although they stopped seeing each other during that time
What did the man say when he went blind in the Mediterranean?
Love is blind (wait for it…)
I threw a baseball in a crowd of blind people.
They never knew what hit them.
Why are blind people so obsessed with their past?
Because hindsight is always 20/20
What part of a hospital can blind people not get into
Why did the blind man fall down the well?
He couldn't see that well.
Did you hear about the blind man who fell down a Well?
I just found out that I'm color blind.
The news came completely out of the green.
How do you find a blind man on a nude beach
Why did the blind man fall into the well?
Because he didn’t see that well
Why did the blind man fall into the well?
Because he couldn't see that well
Why did the blind man fall into the well?
Because he couldn't see that well.
Why did the blind man fall in the well?
He did not see that well.
Why did the partially blind man fall into the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A do-you-think-he-saurus.
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