Went into a Salvation Army store and saw a radio. It was turned up full blast but the volume knob was missing. It only cost 1 dollar.
I said boy I can’t turn this down.
I gave my organ to the Salvation Army.
Does that make me an Organ Donor?
The Salvation Army Thrift Store near me has a quite punny sign today.
Studying for bio and asked my dad about the four methods of gene transfer...
"You go to the mall - that's one. The second method is you drop off a load of donations at Salvation Army. Third: you're picked up by a backhoe and transported to a pool of radioactive material in the middle of the garbage dump and your jeans are magically transferred off of you as you disintegrate. And the fourth? By policemen carrying out a court order in a maximum security prison."
