I lost my job at the salvation army soup kitchen last night.

All I said was hurry up some of us have homes to go to...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HazyDayZ420
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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The Salvation Army Thrift Store near me has a quite punny sign today.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gdbearcom
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2018
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Went into a Salvation Army store and saw a radio. It was turned up full blast but the volume knob was missing. It only cost 1 dollar.

I said boy I can’t turn this down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Momorah
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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I gave my organ to the Salvation Army.

Does that make me an Organ Donor?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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Studying for bio and asked my dad about the four methods of gene transfer...

"You go to the mall - that's one. The second method is you drop off a load of donations at Salvation Army. Third: you're picked up by a backhoe and transported to a pool of radioactive material in the middle of the garbage dump and your jeans are magically transferred off of you as you disintegrate. And the fourth? By policemen carrying out a court order in a maximum security prison."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GimpyBallerina
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2014
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