Disaster Relief Puns

A list of puns related to "Disaster Relief"

BREAKING :: Lebanese President Michel Aoun states there will be no additional disaster relief funds for those affected by blast.

A real Lebaneezer Scrooge.

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👤︎ u/RangerHikes
📅︎ Aug 11 2020
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My dad always said, "Leave them wanting more."

Ironically that's how he lost his job working for disaster relief.

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👤︎ u/BrandroidBlue
📅︎ Apr 10 2022
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My Dad stole a dead guy's money

talking to my dad about aftermath of Paul Walker's death

ME: I heard his family is making a donation to his disaster relief charity.

DAD: Not if I can help it.

ME: What do you mean?

DAD: I've been using his ATM card for some extra cash.

ME: Bull. You would need to know his PIN number.

DAD: I do. It's 0-2-60

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👤︎ u/DontWantToSeeYourCat
📅︎ Jan 11 2014
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