I asked people what their favourite natural disaster was...

Avalanches won by a landslide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BernardoPiedade
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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I asked people's favorite natural disaster was.

It was the hurricane, it blew the competition away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/howiewu0402
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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An old man lay dying under the ceiling fan which had the bearing of a military helicopter airily surveying the aftermath of a natural disaster.

Surrounded by his son, his twin daughters and a haggard-looking nurse who looked about ready to end it all if only she could find the bloody switch, he was finally breathing his last.

His son, who loved him dearly and wasn't at all sure if he had been cut out of the will or not, burst into tears at the plight of a man who would look more at home in a red woolly outfit than he ever could in drab, white linen.

"I do not wish to die today, Anthony", he intoned fixing his gaze slightly above his son's left shoulder, "there is something you must do to save me."

"Tell me what to do dad, I can't bear to look at you this way", cried Anthony.

"There is a land, not far from here, where no one ever dies. It is not for dying you see. That is where I must go."

"Where is this place father? Tell me, and I shall take you to it."

"Take me there now", he said faintly as if in great pain, "Take me to, The Living Room."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LazyLeo1337
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2018
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I was going to tell a joke about the 2004 natural disaster in the Indian Ocean

But it was too Tsunami

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pigeon-p
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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What natural disaster is caused by a horse?

A tornaydo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UncleCohen
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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If South Korea ever has a natural disaster, you really should donate money to them.

It's good for the Seoul.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChrisLW
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2015
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Natural disasters can be fun too!

Back in May we were all watching a news report about sinkholes swallowing up houses and whatnot. Dad cheerfully goes, "Hey, it's sinkhole de Mayo!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/edgarallenpotato
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2013
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9 months from now babies will be born.

They will be conceived through Irma-culate conception.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oacma
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2017
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My wife and I are finally visiting San Francisco to fulfill my lifelong dream of seeing the Golden Gate in person.

Her: What would you do when we see it?

Me: Let’s cross that bridge when we get there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2018
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My socially awkward dad

The first time we met my brother's gf (now wife) she was talking about how many natural disasters there is in USA (brother's gf from Boston, we are from Denmark) and we have almost none here

and he continues the topic

Dad: "well... The only natural disaster in Denmark is 'mom' in a bathing suit.."

We laughed so hard (even 'mom') except the gf, she begins to cry and claims that danes are monsters.. Then he'd explain that this is the humor of Denmark, and she understood. Now she even makes this kind of jokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mons388
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2013
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