I'm starting to write a book about a tornado disaster

It's just a draft at the moment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyCatsAreDumb
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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Did you hear about the disaster at the department store?

Unfortunately, there were many casual tees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anonymouspapayaz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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Soda Disaster
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πŸ‘€︎ u/phasorfears
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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I asked people what their favourite natural disaster was...

Avalanches won by a landslide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BernardoPiedade
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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The first annual meeting of camouflage club was a disaster.

It looks like no one showed up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Se7enineteen
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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BREAKING :: Lebanese President Michel Aoun states there will be no additional disaster relief funds for those affected by blast.

A real Lebaneezer Scrooge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RangerHikes
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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Highway disaster

My step son asked me if I was born on the highway because that’s where most accidents happen....he’s 11....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/milspec_monkey_12
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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I tried to organize a professional Hide and Seek tournament, but it was a complete disaster.

Good players are hard to find.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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If β€˜2020’ was a movie and in two years there was gonna be another year filled with disaster, what would the sequel be titled?

β€˜2022’.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/singh_j
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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I asked people's favorite natural disaster was.

It was the hurricane, it blew the competition away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/howiewu0402
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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My parents took me to a child psychologist once, but that was a complete disaster.

The kid was only six years old.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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An old man lay dying under the ceiling fan which had the bearing of a military helicopter airily surveying the aftermath of a natural disaster.

Surrounded by his son, his twin daughters and a haggard-looking nurse who looked about ready to end it all if only she could find the bloody switch, he was finally breathing his last.

His son, who loved him dearly and wasn't at all sure if he had been cut out of the will or not, burst into tears at the plight of a man who would look more at home in a red woolly outfit than he ever could in drab, white linen.

"I do not wish to die today, Anthony", he intoned fixing his gaze slightly above his son's left shoulder, "there is something you must do to save me."

"Tell me what to do dad, I can't bear to look at you this way", cried Anthony.

"There is a land, not far from here, where no one ever dies. It is not for dying you see. That is where I must go."

"Where is this place father? Tell me, and I shall take you to it."

"Take me there now", he said faintly as if in great pain, "Take me to, The Living Room."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LazyLeo1337
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2018
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Why is geometry always such a disaster?

Because it's full of 'wrecked angles'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BBQ_Cake
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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Will the new decade bring fortune or disaster? No one knows yet.

Hindsight will be 2020.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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My Life has been nothing but a disaster and if Just One More Thing fails for me, I think it'll be time to call it Quits.

Hmm...my racehorses really do have some strange names.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roivas14
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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I was going to tell a joke about the 2004 natural disaster in the Indian Ocean

But it was too Tsunami

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pigeon-p
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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What a disaster
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kronos-11
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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If South Korea ever has a natural disaster, you really should donate money to them.

It's good for the Seoul.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChrisLW
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2015
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Oh dear, this could spell disaster...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BarrelledShipman
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2017
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The Disaster Artist will be the "hi Mark" of James Franco's career.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLhoDB-ORLQ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shufflingmulligan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2017
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If I had to pay the bill for a feline disaster in space

That would be a cat-astro-fee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nanushthedog
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2018
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I was at a wedding last weekend which ended in disaster.

It went off without a hitch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_roosh
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2018
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The real Bowling Green disaster

...is Trump's frequent golfing trips.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/myth-ran-dire
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2017
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1. Blue plastic bucket for watering, car-washing, etc. 2. Red plastic bucket for mopping floors, cleanup from painting, plumbing disasters. 3. Green metal pail for compostable table scraps.

...and that's my Bucket List.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2018
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Disaster at the Los Angeles zoo today

when the snake pit was accidentally filled in. The zoo keeper said "it's terrible terrible news, now the snakes don't even have a pit to hiss in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mosvicious
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2017
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Ireland’s worst air disaster happened today

When a 2 seater Cessna plane crashed into a graveyard. Police have recovered 386 bodies so far, and expect that number to rise as digging continues into the night

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jarvo1992
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2018
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Did you hear about the disaster at the zoo over in the primate enclosure...

It was a real lemur-gency.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eltodd
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2017
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How does Earth like it's disasters?

Shaken, not stirred.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TableHockey31313
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2016
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Natural disasters can be fun too!

Back in May we were all watching a news report about sinkholes swallowing up houses and whatnot. Dad cheerfully goes, "Hey, it's sinkhole de Mayo!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/edgarallenpotato
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2013
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