My favorite crime tv show has a duck as the main character.

He always quacks the case.

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They call the first episode of a TV show a "Pilot", because anyone can fly a plane for a couple seconds....

But you have to prove your jokes can land.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dogmatic_Catalyst
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Was planning a big announcement that I’m watching the new Marvel TV show.

But I’m keeping it low key.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vbloke
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2021
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Did you hear about the new TV show called The Walking Dad?

It’s about dads who walk around the house all day turning off lights and muttering that they’re β€œnot made of money.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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What tv show did the astronaut appear in?

Dancing with the stars

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πŸ‘€︎ u/THPSROCKS
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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How does a dog stop a TV show....

He presses paws!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lodiman77
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2021
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What do you call an Incarcerated late night TV show host?

Jimmy Felon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/D4RKG4M3R1zE
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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It’s crazy that Dubai doesn’t show The Flintstones on TV

But Abu Dhabi Do

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whelan99
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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What TV shows are squeaky clean?

Soap Operas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Broke_Gam3r
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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My TV started playing random Netflix shows. It was weird...

But I’ve seen Stranger Things

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GigaMike123
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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What's a monkey's favourite TV show?

Thomas the Orangu-Tank Engine!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DecIsMuchJuvenile
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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Which TV show pair has the best chemistry?

Walter White and Jesse Pinkman.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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Anyone want to help me make a TV show about Abraham Lincoln?

The plan is to shoot it in front of a live audience.

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My wife watches a fitness tv show from Barbados

It's the Pilates of the Caribbean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/speculatrix
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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Shows about food are no longer available on cable tv.

You can only get them on dish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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What do you call a ghost that haunts the set of a day-time tv talk show?

The Phantom of the Oprah.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mumpledump69
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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What do you call the tv show where hot air balloons are attached to peoples cars

Blimp My Ride

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brandon_Mercer078
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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Although at times the cops were able to catch up to that orange car on the Dukes of Hazard tv show...

...GeneralLee they weren’t fast enough

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eagle4523
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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Did you hear they're making a prequel to the TV show Airwolf?

It's called Beowulf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Apollonius_Cone
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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They're making a new TV show about flying...

...so far they've only filmed the pilot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SindySinn
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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Cemeteries remind me of the TV show Cheers.

It's a place where everyone knows your name.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aagistar
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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What's a relieved TV show?

Phewturama

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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What's Hulk Hogan's favorite TV show?

Big Brother

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NYRion7
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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My wife's been re-watching the TV show 'Medium'...

I asked her if she'd seen the hard-to-find special season they made towards the end of the show's run.

She gave me a puzzled and intrigued look and wanted to know more info on it.

I told her I believe that specific season is commonly called 'Medium Rare'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/braxistExtremist
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2020
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[Pun request] I need a child appropriate pun that could make a good TV show title about hunting for ghosts in bathrooms
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Derek275
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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What do you call a group of whales on a TV show?

A podcast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danwright32
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2018
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An octopus was filming a TV show, but they had to temporarily stop filming

They were experiencing tentacle difficulties

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Escalade1414
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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Watched a TV show about how they build ships.

It was riveting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PringyUK
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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I was trying to get a TV show made, one where each episode covers a different job title at the airport.

It never made it past the pilot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theydeletedme
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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The actor that played Luke on the Disney channel original TV show β€œJessie” died the day after Friday

So Saturday’s really are for the Boyce

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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It took a lot of balls for my friend to go on the Reality TV show called β€œEmbarrassing Bodies.”

Three, to be exact.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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New TV Show Puns

I put up Punderdome cards on my door every day. Today's cards were too much fun not to share. What else can you come up with?

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Project Run-a-way

America's Next Top Money Launderer

Keeping Up with the Car-Jackings

Naked & Public Exposure

My Solitary Confinement Life

The Real House-arrest Wives

The Great British Breaking & Entering

So You Think You Can Drink & Drive?

America's Got Theft

Pawn(ing Stolen Goods) Stars

Jersey Shore You Should Steal That Car

Who Wants to be an Arrested Felon?

Say Yes to the Drugs

Arson Daily

What else do can you think of?!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leash15
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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All the props from the bay watch TV show recently sold at auction for well over the asking price.

When the winner was asked how she could justify the expense for old towels? Her response was that it is still the best way to dry Hoff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whitespys
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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TLC had to cancel a new reality TV show that was set inside an airport.

The pilot didn’t take off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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Duck Tales tv show

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Duck Tales

Duck Tales who?

          WOO!🎢
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Laughs-In-Hidden-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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I'm planning a parody TV show of Stranger Things, but starring river-based forest creatures.

I'm calling it Otter Stuff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/poorloko
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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There was a TV show on last night which showed a group of people playing dominoes competitively...

Girlfriend - It's so weird how they are getting so competitive over a simple game of dominoes...

Me - Yeah, but I suppose once one person starts getting a bit competitive it spreads to everyone else and goes on from there... That's the domino effect...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flumpf_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2018
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Did you hear about the new tv show in Mexico based off Survivor?

It’s called β€œ There can only be Juan”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emn100
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2018
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After a long, hard day’s worth of work I love to wind down by watching low-effort zombie movies and tv shows.

They’re all pretty brainless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uzersk
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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