A Mexican magician tells the audience he is going to disappear on the count of 3.
He says, “uno, dos..” and then POOF he disappeared without a tres…
Did you know that auditoriums are designed to have sound bounce around to the audience?
This doesn’t happen with pigeons, though. This is because a coo sticks
The sound from a musician on stage bounces off an auditoriums walls to surround the audience, however
The sound from a pigeon does not, because a coo sticks.
What did the cannibalistic comedian say when the audience was hard to eat?
As a blind comedian, I have been trying to understand my audience.
I was watching an Australian cooking show recently and the audience began applauding when the chef made meringue. Which is odd because...
...Australians usually boo meringue
Did you hear the one about the Mexican Magician? He announced to his audience: "For my final illusion, I will make myself vanish on the count of three…"
"… UNO! DOS!" *POOF* And he vanished without a Tres.
Auditoriums are specially designed so that sound will bounce around the walls and ceiling in order to be projected to the audience. However, if you place a pigeon on the stage, the coo of said pigeon will not bounce.
This is because of a-coo-sticks.
I was watching an Australian cooking show, and the audience clapped when the chef made meringue
I was quite surprised, as Australians normally boo meringue.
Originally posted by u/knowthe_numbers
What a wonderful audience
A Spanish magician prepares the audience for his final trick...
He yells "UNO!"
The crowd falls silent in anticipation.
"DOS!"
Everyone's eyes are wide, laser focused on the preformer.
Then, the magician vanishes... without a tres.
An audience member asked me how I made the brisk sharp cracking sound with my hand.
I told her it was a snap.
Maybe 7/8 in a different audience might get it.
I onced used some poor functioning speakers in front of a live audience.
I got some pretty bad feedback.
American School shooting jokes tend to be aimed at the younger audience.
Aimed at a younger audience
I went to a motivation conference and the speaker asked the audience, "What drives you?"
I put my hand up and answered, "My car."
Why was the audience bored at the horror movie?
Because they had to wait for It
So I guess the comedian couldn’t get his audience of body builders to laugh.
What is the typical audience of a dadjoke?
I'm slowly losing the audience
Me, noticing that my two boys have been playing great together for a while: "Hey you guys, quit playing so nice!"
Younger Kid: confusion
Older Kid: exasperated sigh Dad's trying to make a joke.
Nobody: laughs
I saw a magician yesterday that turned audience members into wind turbines.
I immediately became a big fan.
Why did the spinal cord not want to sing in front of an audience?
If Yoda went on stage to introduce the band “Guess Who,” the audience would be so confused.
He’d come to the microphone and simply say “Guess Who, this is”
The keynote speaker for the medical conference walked up to the stage. "Before I begin," he started, "is there anyone in the audience from Connecticut? "
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An acrobat has been arrested for attacking an audience member at a recent show...
He was done for some-assaulting.
Has there ever been a classical music group that only performed where they are hidden from view of the audience?
They would be playing Hayden go-seek.
Audience
So we were having cake because it's my dads birthday and this is a conversation he had with my brother.
20 year old brother to dad: can you cut me another peice of cake?
Dad: you can do it yourself
Brother (jokingly): then what do I have you for?
Dad: so I have an audience winking at me
A hispanic magician tells his audience he will vanish on the count of three...
...he counts, "uno, dos," then disappears without a tres.
Saw this somewhere online, thought it belonged here.
If they used to film all these T.V. shows "before a live studio audience", what did they do after the audience got there?
Best audience I've ever had!
Sir Patrick Stewart got into a fight with an audience member at 'The Emoji Movie' premiere...
...apparently the shit hit the fan.
What did the comedian with a leg amputated at the pelvis tell to the audience?
Audience member at work last night: Why did nobody buy Rudolph or Prancer?
"Because they were too deer."
Our entire staffing pool cringed.
I was watching an Australian cooking show when the audience started applauding when the chef made a meringue.
I was shocked. Usually Australians boo meringue.
I was watching an Australian show and the audience applauded when the host made a lemon meringue.
I was confused because I thought Australians usually boo meringue.
I was watching an Australian cooking show, and the audience applauded when the chef made a meringue.
I was surprised. Usually Australians boo meringue.
I was watching an Australian cooking show and the audience started applauding when the chef made a meringue.
I was shocked. Usually Australians boo meringue.
A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three.
Uno, dos... poof. He disappeared without a tres.
I was watching an Australian cooking show, and the audience applauded the chef for making a perfect meringue.
I was surprised, as Australian's usually boo meringue.
I was watching an Australian cooking show and was surprised when the audience cheered the meringue.
Australians usually boo-meringue.
The sound from a musician on stage bounces off the auditorium walls to surround the audience. The sound from a pigeon on stage does not do this.
The reason is a coo sticks.
A Mexican magician told his audience that he would vanish on the count of 3. Uno, dos and he disappeared without a tres...
A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says “Uno, dos,” *poof*
...he disappeared without a tres
A Mexican magician tells his audience he’ll disappear on the count of three
He counts “Uno, dos....” and poof, he’s gone without a tres.
A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says "uno, dos, ..." *POOF!*
He disappeared without a tres.
(I'll see myself out)
A Mexican magician tells his audience he will disappear on the count of 3.
He says "uno, dos..."
poof ...He disappeared without a tres.
A Mexican magician tells the audience "I will disappear on the count of 3..."
He says, "Uno, dos..." poof... And he disappeared without a tres.
I once saw a magician turn an entire audience into wind turbines...
I immediately became a big fan!
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