What do you call a bad mind reader?

Telepathetic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theruanl
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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I’m in charge of the reader board at work
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πŸ‘€︎ u/alx924
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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I just saw a cashier scan the eyes of a rude customer with her barcode reader.

The look on his face was priceless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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I've got a joke for all you mind readers out there

Funny, right?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MightyMase04
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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This one’s for all those avid readers of the complete joke...

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2020
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Adobe Acrobat Reader
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HarlemShakespeare
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2018
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I'm considering becoming a mind reader

What are your thoughts?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Firkit28
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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Which social network has the most avid readers in the world?

Reddit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrakeVader
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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Adobe Acrobat reader
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Marco_Memes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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To the older readers, have any of you ever smelled mothballs?

How did you get their little legs open?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joby21
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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Was having trouble using the Apple Pay reader on the vending machine at work.

Truck driver comes up puts two quarters in for me and says β€œyou young people may have technology, but you don’t have any common cents.” πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ€£

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AcademicAnxiety
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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An open letter to the readers of /r/puns

C

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rab236
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2016
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My friend got a new job removing italics from reader correspondence at the local paper...

He gets to right letters to the editor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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Here's a good joke for all you mind readers out there
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheHighPlaces
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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Attention readers of dadjokes: This is NOT a drill
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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsnathanhere
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2018
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So here’s a dirty joke for all you mind readers out there.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScaryThePirate
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2018
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Readers digest things differently of course
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MilPens
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2018
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What's the breakfast of choice for readers of /r/dadjokes?

Groanola

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simtel12
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
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After seeing a palm reader, I gave him my money.

He held the note up to the light and frowned. "This is fake," he said.

I said, "Now you know what it feels like."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2018
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My friend told me a story of how his little brother ate pages of a magazine and I asked if it was Readers Digest.

I’m too proud of myself to not tell anyone. I honestly think it was like one of those jokes that you come up with after the opportunity has passed, accept this time I thought of it quick enough. I hope this doesn’t appear as self-aggrandizement, I just think it was a good pun.

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πŸ“…︎ May 11 2018
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When I joined school, I was given an ebook reader instead of books.

I went to kindlegarten.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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Palm readers are great at focusing on the matter at hand.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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Readers, give me all of your pirate puns.

I am asking my girlfriend to the Homecoming dance in about a month, and it's been a running joke to be as cheesy as possible in our relationship. For this year, I was brainstorming and I saw a pirate costume in my attic. So I am going to take her on a date to a nearby lake, and then my friends are going to row up in a canoe dressed as pirates. They are going to somehow give her a treasure chest for safekeeping (I haven't really thought all of this through yet), and inside will hopefully be one of your puns asking her. Please help arrrr/puns!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pmcclure108
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2012
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For fancy readers
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kalazaro
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2013
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A three-reader face-palmer of a dadjoke

An Indian chief was feeling very sick, so he summoned the medicine man. After a brief examination, the medicine man took out a long, thin strip of elk rawhide and gave it to the chief, telling him to bite off, chew, and swallow one inch of the leather every day. After a month, the medicine man returned to see how the chief was feeling. The chief shrugged and said, "The thong is ended, but the malady lingers on."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CattMristoff
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2014
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Puns are for children, not groan readers.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptMcButternut
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2016
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My dad, /every/ time he gets one of those wireless card readers to pay for bills at restaurants:

takes reader from waitress and holds to ear

"Hello?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/telswood
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2013
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I just saw a cashier scan the eyes of a rude customer with her barcode reader.

The look on his face was priceless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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I’ve got a joke for you mind readers.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/T0mb5tone
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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I just saw a cashier scan the eyes of a rude customer with her barcode reader.

The look on his face was priceless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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I’ve got a joke for all you mind readers out there.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tomb5tone
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
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I just saw a cashier scan the eyes of a rude customer with her barcode reader.

The look on his face was priceless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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I saw a cashier scan the eyes of a rude customer with her barcode reader.

The look on his face was priceless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2018
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Here's a joke for all you mind readers...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aikodude
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2017
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Here's a joke for all the mind readers out there...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2017
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