Dogs can't operate MRI scanners.

But CATSCAN.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/avigyan_33
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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Dogs can’t operate MRI scanners.

But Catscan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stubbly_bubbly
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2020
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My friend built an aromatherapy vaporiser with a built-in brain scanner

Seems a bit out there, but makes scents when you think about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeremywarne
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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Dogs cant operate an MRI scanner...

but cats can.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2018
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What do you call a female MRI scanner?

Imogen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RagingDraugr
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2017
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Real life dad joke

I don't know if this counts, but we were just shopping, the self service scanner says someone will be with you shortly, man comes over, husband says "nice to meet you someone". Our daughter actually groaned and put her head in her hands

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bseicmkoyn
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2020
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The world's most dangerous pun?

I had to fly from Atlanta to Chicago yesterday.

After I just gone through the security checkpoint and was putting my belt back on and all the other crap from that plastic tub they make you run through the scanner, I handed it back to one of the TSA agents and told him he should not carry too many of those at once.

Why?

Because he'd be Bin Laden.

He laughed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JimMarch
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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Getting a printer

For our anniversary my wife requested a printer/scanner. After doing some research I tell her that Brother would be a good brand to get.

"The one I'm looking at is black. That's a little bit racists, right?" Her face doesn't change, an indication that the joke failed and just to move on.

So she asks me if the printer has cables.

"Nope! It works through the wifi so you won't have to worry about wires! You can even print stuff from your phone!"

"Oh. So doesn't that mean I can't hook a Brother up?"

I was so proud of her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kupy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2016
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Scan puns

So I work with Honeywell scanners in my business. My boss bought 20 or so scanners and told me to test them out, then give them a name. Running outta good ones and need some help. Time to shine Reddit. Looking for punny scanner names and references

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brbbins1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2017
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What is the worst thing you can give to an injured dog?

A CAT scanner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/0sh1ru0
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2018
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Dad jokes at airport security

We were going through airport security and they made him go through the new scanner thing like this: http://www.blogcdn.com/www.switched.com/media/2008/04/image-scan.jpg

When they said they had to pat down his left arm he said: "must be too much muscle" followed by a necessary dad laugh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SomeGuyWithAnAfro
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2013
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A customer said this one to me at work today

I was standing at the counter with one of my employees and we were discussing the fact that the scanner doesnt work very well.

Employee: I think its just an ethernet cable.

Me: Change it out with register 3 and I'll order a new one.

Customer: Don't bother, its an ethernet cable, so ether it works or ether it doesn't.

Groans all around.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saolson4
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2015
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Dad Joke in the Office

"This thumbprint scanner never works for me. Why does the biometric scanner on the server door always let you in on the first try?"

I guess it's because my thumbprint is pretty unique.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bacchusthedrunk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2016
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Dogs can’t operate MRI scanners

But Catscan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MJBGaming
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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Dogs can’t operate MRI scanners

But catscan!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/call8212
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2019
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Dogs can't operate MRI scanners.

But Catscan!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QuasiRuneScape
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2019
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Dogs can’t operate mri scanners...

But catscan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kyoungjr17
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2018
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