Making external auditory sensors for automobiles is an employable skill

You can make a car ear doing it

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👤︎ u/bdfariello
📅︎ Sep 03 2019
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A barking sensor
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📅︎ May 30 2017
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We were talking about motion sensors, when my dad said...

"I used to have a motion sensor. We called them mood rings."

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📅︎ May 16 2017
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Saw this in traffic, and was told to post here too.
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📅︎ Dec 10 2018
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My wife is currently in the hospital having contractions.

They hooked up the monitoring belt to her and I asked the nurse if the sensors could send data to my phone. She said no, but I was really hoping for push notifications.

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👤︎ u/Brewchacki
📅︎ Sep 01 2016
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Why do US Navy vessels keep crashing?

Because America has no sensor ship.

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📅︎ Sep 08 2017
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My Dad's Wilder Times

While installing the sensor wires on our new garage door:

Me: "Dad, I need strippers."

Dad: "Son, I haven't had strippers around me for a long time."

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📅︎ Oct 28 2013
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I feel like this joke is underappreciated on /r/todayilearned.

http://goo.gl/4RBWVA

tl;dr: TIL During the 2014 Sochi Olympics, Russians got free passes on the Moscow subway system if they did 30 squats in front of a motion sensor

/u/SayLem37: "How did the sensor know they were russian?"

/u/eatnubmer1: "They did the squats quickly."

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👤︎ u/eatnumber1
📅︎ Oct 27 2014
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