47 Hilarious Sensing Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

My wife got really mad when I told her she had no sense of direction

She packed up her bags and right.

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👤︎ u/Alternative-Thanks37

📅︎ Feb 20 2021

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My parents found this while camping... someone has a good sense of humour

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👤︎ u/sloandog69

📅︎ Apr 16 2021

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My wife said I have no sense of direction

I was like where did that come from.

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👤︎ u/vishalbharadwaj21

📅︎ Feb 21 2021

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Truly a blinding sense of humour on show here.

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👤︎ u/S-IVB_Third_Stage

📅︎ Apr 04 2021

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My wife said, “You really have no sense of direction, do you?”

I said, “Where did that come from?”

Edit: Thanks for the love. I’m right speechless.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Nov 10 2020

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My wife and I had a 2 hour argument last night because I "have no sense of direction"

So I packed all my stuff and right.

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👤︎ u/Such-Fig-3879

📅︎ Mar 17 2021

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My wife and I share the same sense of humour.

We have to....She doesn't have one.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD

📅︎ Nov 22 2020

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How do you call something that makes a lot of sense for people who know how to count if you dont?

Counterintuitive

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👤︎ u/Raaxen

📅︎ Mar 10 2021

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I had to break up with this girl who just would not stop counting.

I wonder what she’s up to now.

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👤︎ u/jfshay

📅︎ Apr 04 2021

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What do you call cows that have a sense of humor?

Laughing stock.

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👤︎ u/kickypie

📅︎ Feb 07 2021

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Hope a large fraction of y'all have a sense of humour

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👤︎ u/simwalkedaway

📅︎ Jun 04 2020

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I forgot to post this on Pi Day. Oh well! The Argyle Sweater for 3/14/21

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👤︎ u/TheDorkKnight53

📅︎ Mar 15 2021

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What do the Titanic and the Sixth sense have in common?

Icy dead people

Credit to b3ta

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👤︎ u/DANGEL_DANGEL

📅︎ Jan 08 2021

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Some say I have a sixth sense of humor

I only laugh at dead people

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👤︎ u/XxSaint_JimmyxX

📅︎ Feb 09 2021

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3 months since I had COVID and I’ve still got very little sense of taste.

Sometimes I just find myself settling down on the sofa, opening up Netflix and sticking on Friends

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👤︎ u/the_houser

📅︎ Jan 04 2021

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Damn!

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👤︎ u/shampoo_and_dick

📅︎ Jan 08 2021

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“ Dad, your jokes are hilarious. I think I have your sense of humor.”

“ well, give it back !”

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👤︎ u/RedMusical

📅︎ Jan 02 2021

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I told my dad that I always felt a deep sense of foreboding when we drive on the bridge over the canal

He said "That's because the canal IS for boating."

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👤︎ u/strionic_resonator

📅︎ Jan 07 2021

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At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, “What happened before The Big Bang?”

He said, “Sorry. There is no Time.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jan 30 2021

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I have had a very strange day.

First I find a hat full of money then I get chased by an angry dude with a guitar.

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👤︎ u/PensionNo8124

📅︎ Apr 24 2021

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My wife left me because I'm insecure.

Oh, no, wait, she's back. She just went for groceries.

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👤︎ u/Sattoth

📅︎ Jan 10 2021

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Misunderstanding on purpose

My favourite 'dad joke' is purposefully misunderstanding the kids and watching their disbelief as they try and reword things so even an idiot can understand. We have a family app so they need permission to download some apps onto their devices (because we are "controlling" 🙂).

So every now and then this will happen:

Child : Can I get an app?

Me : sure, if you're tired just go and lie down.

Child: no, an APP

Me: yes, lie DOWN

Child: No, I need an... I want a...I just want...an app.

Me: or an early night?

Child: weary sigh

Me: you do look tired

thinking I'm the best joker in history*

That was a short version. If it didn't make sense, read it aloud.

The kids will put me in a home at the first opportunity.

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👤︎ u/user_error101

📅︎ Apr 08 2021

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I'm sticking with/to my guns. It makes sense either way

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👤︎ u/Masterkibyknight

📅︎ Aug 04 2020

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I always tell people, my ex-wife has my sense of humor

That witch took everything of mine

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👤︎ u/MikeMan17

📅︎ Nov 24 2020

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My friend to said to me "there's no situation where a contraction makes sense but its split from doesnt"

I said "aren't there?"

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👤︎ u/Short_Artist_Girl

📅︎ Nov 05 2020

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I have my moms sense of humor...

My dad still has his.

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👤︎ u/Koevoet91

📅︎ Nov 25 2020

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Please dont call us grammar nazis

We prefer the term "alt-write"

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👤︎ u/Major_Cupcake

📅︎ Jan 23 2021

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No sense of direction...

My wife often says I have no sense of direction. So I left because she wasn't treating me right.

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👤︎ u/california-old-timer

📅︎ Oct 13 2020

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My wife was angry that I had a bad sense of direction

so I packed up my things and right

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👤︎ u/NUGGET_NEEDS_NUGGETS

📅︎ Feb 04 2021

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My wife is really upset that I have no sense of direction.

So I packed up my stuff and right.

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👤︎ u/timeforclock

📅︎ Aug 28 2020

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My wife said I had no sense of direction.

So I asked her, "Where did that come from?"

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👤︎ u/My_Blocks_Dropped

📅︎ Feb 20 2021

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My wife is really angry that I have no sense of direction.

So I packed up my stuff and right.

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👤︎ u/Merlin-5

📅︎ Feb 02 2021

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My wife was fed up with my poor sense of direction.

So I packed up and right.

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👤︎ u/kdlaz

📅︎ Feb 14 2021

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While I was driving, my wife said, “You have no sense of direction, do you?”

I said, “Where did that come from?”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Feb 15 2021

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My wife’s really mad at the fact I have no sense of direction

So I packed up my stuff and right.

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👤︎ u/vancity1985

📅︎ Feb 16 2021

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My wife is mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.

So I packed up my stuff and right

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👤︎ u/kiwiboy0419

📅︎ Jul 14 2020

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I got really upset when my wife told me that I had no sense of direction.

So I packed up my stuff and right.

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👤︎ u/Xenonthewizlard

📅︎ Jan 12 2021

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What do The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?

Icy dead people.

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👤︎ u/sarcasticpremed

📅︎ Jul 30 2020

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My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction,

So I packed up my stuff and right!

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👤︎ u/Krayola-

📅︎ Dec 14 2020

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I had a fight with my wife the other day about my terrible sense of direction.

I just packed my bags and right.

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👤︎ u/ImaCowBRO

📅︎ Feb 05 2021

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My wife was mad I had a bad sense of direction...

...so I packed up and right!

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👤︎ u/UsernameAttempt14478

📅︎ Jan 10 2021

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My wife is really mad because I have no sense of direction.

So I packed up my stuff and right.

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👤︎ u/deathto2020

📅︎ Jan 09 2021

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My wife told me I have a bad sense of direction.

I packed up my things and right!

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👤︎ u/PRO_crastinator_05

📅︎ Nov 08 2020

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"My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction."

"So I packed up my stuff and right!"

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👤︎ u/PersonWalker

📅︎ Nov 15 2020

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My wife is really angry because I have no sense of direction

So I just packed up my things and right

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👤︎ u/renegaderis

📅︎ Feb 24 2020

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What do you call farm animals with a sense of humor?

A laughing stock!!!!

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👤︎ u/Spicoli0525

📅︎ Oct 28 2020

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My wife absolutely hated the fact that I have no sense of direction

So I packed up my stuff and right.

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👤︎ u/Itchy_Anxiety

📅︎ Aug 17 2020

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