My wife and I share the same sense of humour.
We have to....She doesn't have one.
My wife said, “You really have no sense of direction, do you?”
I said, “Where did that come from?”
Edit: Thanks for the love. I’m right speechless.
What do the Titanic and the Sixth sense have in common?
Icy dead people
Credit to b3ta
3 months since I had COVID and I’ve still got very little sense of taste.
Sometimes I just find myself settling down on the sofa, opening up Netflix and sticking on Friends
“ Dad, your jokes are hilarious. I think I have your sense of humor.”
I told my dad that I always felt a deep sense of foreboding when we drive on the bridge over the canal
He said "That's because the canal IS for boating."
Hope a large fraction of y'all have a sense of humour
I always tell people, my ex-wife has my sense of humor
That witch took everything of mine
I have my moms sense of humor...
What do you call farm animals with a sense of humor?
My friend to said to me "there's no situation where a contraction makes sense but its split from doesnt"
No sense of direction...
My wife often says I have no sense of direction. So I left because she wasn't treating me right.
I'm sticking with/to my guns. It makes sense either way
Last night, I got fed up at my wife criticizing my sense of direction.
So I packed my bags and right.
A good sense of direction will get you places
I can’t listen to to classical music anymore, it overwhelms my senses.
I simply cannot Handel it.
What do John Cena and my sense of humor have in common?
My ex didn't appreciate my sense of humour
She wanted me to quit making so many jokes. She thought it would de-pun our relationship
When scientists have a sense of humor
My wife says she hates me because I have a poor sense of direction
So the next day I packed my things and right.
Repair shop with a sense of humor
Why would everything be different without a sense of touch?
Because we wouldn’t know how to feel
Even when I lie I make sense
I have an odd sense of humor.
Otherwise, it would be even.
What are two documents that don't make sense?
How do you call someone who is sexuality attached to everyone as long as they have a sense of humour
My wife and I keep fighting over my terrible sense of direction.
I got so mad I packed up and right.
Louis Braille raised a valid point that made sense.
Why does the misogynist hate Sense and Sensibility?
Because it was written By A Lady
My wife is really upset that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right.
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction,
So I packed up my stuff and right!
My wife was mad I had a bad sense of direction...
...so I packed up and right!
My wife is really mad because I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right.
My wife is mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right
What do The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
"My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction."
"So I packed up my stuff and right!"
My wife told me I have a bad sense of direction.
I packed up my things and right!
My wife absolutely hated the fact that I have no sense of direction
So I packed up my stuff and right.
My wife is really angry because I have no sense of direction
So I just packed up my things and right
The other day my wife told me I had no sense of direction
Made me so mad that I packed up all things and right.
My wife said I had no sense of direction...
So I packed my bag and right
My wife is really mad at the fact that i have no sense of direction.
So i packed up my stuff and right.
My wife was sick of me because I have no sense of direction
So she packed her stuff and right.
My mom said I have no sense of direction
So I packed my bags and right
My wife is really mad that i have no sense of direction
So i've packed up and right
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction
So I packed my stuff and right
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right
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