What do you call cows that have a sense of humor?

Laughing stock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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Some say I have a sixth sense of humor

I only laugh at dead people

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XxSaint_JimmyxX
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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β€œ Dad, your jokes are hilarious. I think I have your sense of humor.”

β€œ well, give it back !”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedMusical
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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I always tell people, my ex-wife has my sense of humor

That witch took everything of mine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MikeMan17
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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I have my moms sense of humor...

My dad still has his.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Koevoet91
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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Repair shop with a sense of humor
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GwafaHAvi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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When scientists have a sense of humor
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lilstardust99
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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What do John Cena and my sense of humor have in common?

They're invisible

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ebatm3
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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I have an odd sense of humor.

Otherwise, it would be even.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lavetic
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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What do you call two people who share the same sense of humor but have never met?

Separated at mirth

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bellicose_buddha
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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My friend suddenly developed a twisted sense of humor...

Something is awry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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What's an atom with a bad sense of humor?

Not a laughing matter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChildishHambino11
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
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My professor's sense of humor.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pocketeis
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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What do you call atoms without a sense of humor? Answer seriously.

This is no laughing matter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/th3_brendawg
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2018
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What do you call several funguses that have a great sense of humor?

Fun guy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeBjornar_James
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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I was told I have a very β€œdry” sense of humor.

That makes sense, because I tell my jokes exclusively on land.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpoonEndedHammer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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My customers have no sense of humor :(

I work part time in the produce department at a grocery store. Last night while I was at work a customer came up to me and asked, "do you have any more thyme?" So of course I replied with, "well I hope so, I'm only 19" and then laughed to myself for a while. I looked back up and she was just staring at me kind of angrily, so I told her we were all out and she left. Some people need to learn to appreciate comedy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dmatt1024
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2015
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Reddit’s sorting algorithm has a punny sense of humor
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bii345
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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I can’t wait for the day my child says β€œdad, I think I have your sense of humor”

So I can say to them

β€œYOU GIVE THAT BACK!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRaizinBran
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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How many people without a sense of humor does it take to change a light bulb?

One

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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My children have a very kinky sense of humor.

They always say: β€œJoke me, daddy”.

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I have such a dry sense of humor...

I'm really worried about stray fireworks this week.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JhopkinsWA
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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What do you call an acidic sense of ironic humor?

Sarcaustic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zhydrac
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2018
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My Dad has NO Sense of Humor

We were sorting clothes out of the dryer and I noticed that I was missing a sock (sneaky bugger). I told my dad this and he turns to me and says: "Man, that really socks." The Daddest Dad joke in history...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MerrittGaming
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2017
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Why don't Germans have a sense of humor.

Because most people come up with jokes in the shower.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kain52002
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2018
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My sense of humor is so light...

You could say I will be a great feather to my son

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ashaika
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2018
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r/funny sent me here... My dad had surgery this morning to remove a cancerous section of his colon. He's still got his sense of humor. (X-post from r/funny) imgur.com/ZlOIj9q
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sigogglin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2013
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Paraplegic dad, uninjured sense of humor...

Made an account just to share this. My dad is paraplegic--he broke his neck at a college wrestling tournament when he was 19. There's a story my mom always tells about him that just sums up how he can be so lighthearted even in the darkest of circumstances.

During his long stay at the hospital immediately after his injury, a nurse checks in on him, making sure his condition hasn't gotten any worse.

She asks, "Can you hear okay?"

He says, totally deadpan, "No, I can see fine."

Even then, lying in a hospital bed after a life-altering injury, my dad couldn't give up an opportunity to make someone laugh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StevenSongtime
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2013
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I want to tell a joke about a broken water main, but I have a dry sense of humor
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jebaird
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2017
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8 year old son: "You know, dad, I think I have your sense of humor."

Me: "Really?"

Him: "Yes. Would you like it back?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JDogg_of_RS
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2016
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My daughter has no sense of humor...

Her: Dad, what rhymes with heroic.

Me: No, it doesn't.

She was not amused!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cruzinspeed
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2016
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He's got a slightly sick sense of humor.

"Hey son how was class." "Pretty interesting, talked a lot about rape and the various kinds." "Sounds like a very penetrating subject." "God dammit dad."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zippo16
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2013
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Power's out where I live so I'm hanging out with the family. Little sister inherited my dad's sense of humor.

She said we should go to the corner to warm upβ€”it's 90 degrees!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedTheTimid
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2014
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My sister and I both get our sense of humor from our dad. She got me with this text the other night.

Sister: Sometimes I make jokes that only you would appreciate to the full extent

Me: Same.

Sister: This car came pulling out of a place real fast before stopping and the guys driving kind of looked like POTC Orlando Bloom. So naturally he [her boyfriend] said "Woah, Orlando bloom" and I said "Yeah you better calm down before you Orlando yourself in a bad spot"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nanon0324
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2017
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Not a dad, but I feel like I'm inspired by his sense of humor

While carrying a friend's mirror today:

Me: "Is this mirror possessed?"

Friend: "Huh?"

Me: "There's a handsome devil in it!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DBones90
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2013
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This man and our sense of humor will be immortalized for all to learn from (xpost from pics)
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I inherited my dad's sense of humor.

My dad pouring peppermint schnapps into my hot chocolate.

Dad: "Say when"

Me: "That's enough thanks, you can schnapp."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Afrogsk8
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2013
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I Get My Sense of Humor from My Dad - He Told Me to Put it Here

My mom was telling a story about how she was kicking butt at work - as usual. Something about business politics and getting one over on some blockheads trying to undermine her. Dad speaks up, laughing.

"I can just envision them sitting there - crossing their eyes -"

I had to speak up.

"And dotting their t's?"

He couldn't stop laughing.

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Dad has a warped sense of humor

Mom was talking about her friend who's up in Canada taking care of her mom with Esophageal cancer.

Dad: Wow, I bet that diagnosis was hard to swallow!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikhail_harel
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2014
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Dad's got a cold sense of humor...

Dad: The Islamic State could really improve its image if they recruited more from Italy.
Me: Why's that?
Dad: 'Cause everyone likes Italian ices.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MossyMemory
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2015
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I've been told I have a really cheesy sense of humor...

...but personally I think it's really Gouda

(Helps to read with Canadian accent)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bingo4913
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2015
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What do you call farm animals with a sense of humor?

A laughing stock!!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spicoli0525
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