A list of puns related to "Common Sense"
Icy dead people
Credit to b3ta
They're invisible
Pi. Itβs irrational.
That's broken logic if you ask me
I guess I'm just not that intuit
Son (6 years old): Daddy, how many senses do we have?
Me: We have 5 senses.
Son: No, daddy, 6: a sense of smell, a sense of taste, a sense of touch, a sense of see, a sense of hear, and [with a big smile] a sense of humour.
I was so proud of my own dad joke, I still remember this 20 years later.
My family was at a food court with lots of options so we all wanted to get different things. My dad opened his wallet and said to me, "Do you think you can eat on $5?"
To which I replied, "I'd prefer a plate, but I guess I could give it a try."
Given that I'd learned to dad joke from my dad, he smirked at me with what I knew to be pride.
This way I canβt be accused of lacking common sense.
Because it was common sense.
That's common sense leaving your body.
Years ago I used to use a LexisNexis database of companies that would give corporate information like name, address, and general business description. While most of them were pretty bland, there were a bunch of them with some really cheesy puns, and over a few years I built quite a collection.
Today I share with you "NEXIS IS RIDICULOUS.txt":
Icy dead people.
Icy dead people
Icy Dead People.
"Icy" Dead People
Icy dead people
Icy dead people.
Icey dead people
"Icy" Dead People
Icy dead people.
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