What do The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?

Icy dead people.

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What do John Cena and my sense of humor have in common?

They're invisible

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Which number has the least common sense?

Pi. It’s irrational.

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It's common sense that people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones

That's broken logic if you ask me

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Common sense isn't very interesting to me

I guess I'm just not that intuit

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My son displayed dad joke sense at an early age...

Son (6 years old): Daddy, how many senses do we have?

Me: We have 5 senses.

Son: No, daddy, 6: a sense of smell, a sense of taste, a sense of touch, a sense of see, a sense of hear, and [with a big smile] a sense of humour.

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I always carry a lot of loose change when I’m with my kids.

This way I can’t be accused of lacking common sense.

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My dad and I used to dad joke each other a lot when I was a kid.

I was so proud of my own dad joke, I still remember this 20 years later.

My family was at a food court with lots of options so we all wanted to get different things. My dad opened his wallet and said to me, "Do you think you can eat on $5?"

To which I replied, "I'd prefer a plate, but I guess I could give it a try."

Given that I'd learned to dad joke from my dad, he smirked at me with what I knew to be pride.

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Why did the government get rid of the penny?

Because it was common sense.

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You know that tingly sensation you get when you fall in love with somebody?

That's common sense leaving your body.

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The hidden puns of LexisNexis

Years ago I used to use a LexisNexis database of companies that would give corporate information like name, address, and general business description. While most of them were pretty bland, there were a bunch of them with some really cheesy puns, and over a few years I built quite a collection.

Today I share with you "NEXIS IS RIDICULOUS.txt":

  • Bucyrus International caters to those who mine their own business.
  • It would be logical for Mr. Spock to boldly go to Vulcan International for rubber products. He might even live long and prosper -- in comfortable shoes.
  • What do manufacturer Electro-Motive Diesel (EMD) and 1970s band Grand Funk Railroad have in common? They both want you to do the locomotion!
  • Peter Piper can pick more than a peck of peppers or pickles from B&G Foods.
  • Toray Plastics America could sing "foam, foam on the range, where the polyester and polypropylene materials are made" all day.
  • Break out the Tums, because things are awfully gassy over at Air Liquide America.
  • If a tree falls in a Weyerhaeuser forest, someone is there to hear it -- and he has a chainsaw.
  • Although not a pushover, you can walk all over Wilsonart International.
  • Here's a HEICO haiku: HEICO companies/ Providing for jet engines/ In flight or on land.
  • American Italian Pasta Company (AIPC) uses its noodle in many different ways.
  • The golf industry doesn't mind when Aldila gives it the shaft.
  • Rat-a-tat-tat and a ringa-ding-ding. What's that? Answer: The sounds emanating from Pearl, one of the world's foremost makers of drums and other percussion and musical instruments.
  • Saint-Gobain Ceramics & Plastics deals powders and crystal, but there's no need to call the cops.
  • Pamida Stores Operating Company offers more small-town values than a bandwagon of Republicans on the campaign trail.
  • Like a tight end, offshore drilling contractor Transocean dreams of going deep but doesn't mind eating a little mud.
  • Rittal me this, Batman!
  • Utility Trailer Manufacturing is spreading its own brand of reefer madness.
  • Who is the Fresh Prince of Sullair?
  • If GrafTech International were a bard, it could wax poetic in an ode to the electrode.
  • When it comes to adhesives and vibration control products, LORD knows.
  • You might say that Deere & Company enjoys its customers going to seed.
  • Pfizer pfabricates pfarmaceuticals pfor quite a pfew inpfirmities.
  • Stripping is OK at Spraylat.
  • Don't think Seton is
... keep reading on reddit ➑

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What do the sixth sense and the titanic have in common

Icy dead people

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What do The Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?

Icy Dead People.

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What does the movies Titanic and The Sixth Sense have in common?

"Icy" Dead People

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What do the movies titanic and the six sense have in common

Icy dead people

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What's common between the Titanic and Sixth Sense?

Icy dead people.

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What do Game of Thrones and The Sixth Sense have in common?

Icey dead people

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What does the movies Titanic and The Sixth Sense have in common?

"Icy" Dead People

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What do The Titanic and The Sixth Sense have in common?

Icy dead people.

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What do the movies Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?

Icy dead people.

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