She packed up her bags and right.
I was like where did that come from.
I said, “Where did that come from?”
Edit: Thanks for the love. I’m right speechless.
We have to....She doesn't have one.
Laughing stock.
I only laugh at dead people
Icy dead people
Credit to b3ta
Sometimes I just find myself settling down on the sofa, opening up Netflix and sticking on Friends
“ well, give it back !”
He said, “Sorry. There is no Time.”
He said "That's because the canal IS for boating."
Oh, no, wait, she's back. She just went for groceries.
We prefer the term "alt-write"
That witch took everything of mine
Her/she.
My dad still has his.
I said "aren't there?"
A radius.
My wife often says I have no sense of direction. So I left because she wasn't treating me right.
The bartender comes to him and says 'you look different now, is anything wrong'
Pirate: 'Oh nothing'
'What about your leg, where did it go'
'I boarded a ship, slipped and it got eaten by a shark'
'What about the hook, where did the hand go'
'I lost it in a heated swordfight'
'Then how did you get the eyepatch'
'I was cleaning the deck and a bird pooped in it'
'That doesn't make any sense, how can you get an eyepatch from a bird pooping in your eye'
'It was my first day with the hook'
I simply cannot Handel it.
She wanted me to quit making so many jokes. She thought it would de-pun our relationship
so I packed up my things and right
So I asked her, "Where did that come from?"
So I packed up and right.
So I packed up my stuff and right.
So I packed up my stuff and right.
So I packed up my stuff and right.
I said, “Where did that come from?”
So I packed up my stuff and right.
I just packed my bags and right.
So I packed up my stuff and right!
So I packed up my stuff and right
...so I packed up and right!
Icy dead people.
So I packed up my stuff and right.
I packed up my things and right!
"So I packed up my stuff and right!"
A laughing stock!!!!
So I just packed up my things and right
So I packed up my stuff and right.
