What breakfast was a musical sensation?

A pop tart.

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Scientist publish sensational series of results from their habanero research

Referred to as the Red Hot Chili Papers

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📅︎ Dec 20 2018
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Have you heard about the Broadway-bound sensation, "The Linguists?"

It's a real play on words.

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I met a man who lost all sensation in his arms.

When I asked him how he was doing, he said "I don't feel good"

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What do they call a purportedly true, typically sensational, incident or phenomenon about which various secondhand accounts or anecdotes widely circulate in the Middle East?

A turban legend

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You know that tingly sensation you get when you fall in love with somebody?

That's common sense leaving your body.

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One of the many sensational jokes my friend's dad threw at us one night

My friend and I were skateboarding on his back patio one night with his dad sitting outside with us. My friend's board slipped out from under him causing him to fall and call out, "Ahh, my knee!" To this his dad replied, "Was it your low knee or your high knee?"

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Joke by my wife

There we were, sitting by the hearth last night.

Man on the television set: "Vote blue, no matter who."

Mother: "Father, do you think he means our darling pooch"?

Blue: Snoring on the rug, fat and lavish

Me: "Mother, you are a sensational one. Outrageous!"

Mother: With her head tilted back, unleashes a hearty guffaw

I thought you might enjoy this roguish exchange as much as mother and I did 😂😂😂

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📅︎ Apr 12 2020
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Hear about the guy who tried autoerotic asphyxiation for the first time?

He said it was a noose sensation

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📅︎ Nov 30 2019
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Got a few the other day.

I cut my finger open and didn't notice it.

Dad: "Hey, you cut your finger pretty bad there."

Me: "I did? Didn't notice. I lost feeling in that one a few years ago when I cut it open at the base."

Dad: "I lost sensation in my thumb after I did the same thing, so I know the feeling... Or do I?"

Driving to the store.

Me: "The tires feel kind of flat. Should probably stop at a gas station and increase the pressure."

Dad: "We have to be careful, though. Too much pressure and they'll get nervous."

Going to the Cheesecake Factory.

Me: "We have to take the bridge, right?"

Dad: "Yeah, but we're gonna have to give it back afterwards."

Goddammit, dad.

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📅︎ Nov 04 2013
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While eating dinner with my girlfriend...

We were both extremely tired from having little sleep and we were at this diner before checking in for the night. I put my head down for a second while we waited for food and she told me she'd assault me if I didn't wake up. I promptly ignored her then felt this weird sensation on my arms and neck. I look up to see she's been using a salt shaker on me.

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