Obsessional Puns

A list of puns related to "Obsessional"

I'm obsessed with seatbelts

They're fastenating.

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👤︎ u/ABardNamedBlub
📅︎ Feb 15 2022
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My wife told me she was sick of my obsession with 80s music

To which I said “Oh come on, Eileen”

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👤︎ u/OwenJthomas89
📅︎ Sep 09 2021
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People said I’d never get over my obsession with Phil Collins

But take a look at me now.

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👤︎ u/hayxox
📅︎ Aug 08 2021
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At the therapist’s office, I asked my wife, “You are going to bring up my obsession with predicting the future, won’t you?”

Her: Yes

Me: I knew it!

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jan 16 2019
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My son told me I need to quit playing Wonderwall on guitar...

I said maybe...

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ May 20 2017
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Want to hear my impression of an extractor fan?

I dont like tractors any more

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👤︎ u/matmanlives
📅︎ May 23 2020
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