In Duckingham Palace.
He orders a drink, and asks for the check.
Duck billed platypus.
Edit: Thanks guys.
They had a little toot-in-common.
I get my crown next week
They get extremely annoyed
Check if its blue-budded.
Prints
Not much
...he would be the artist formerly known as Prince.
"I foaled."
It was ruled by a fair king who joyfully ruled his land. Unfortunately, the kingdom was also home to a wicked thief who loved nothing more than causing mayhem for all the inhabitants of the land.
However, the thief was not your ordinary thief. He only stole bells. Any kind of bell, whether a tiny bell from a kitten’s collar, all the way up to the bell from the king’s royal bell tower.
When the king awoke one morning, the bell tower’s bell was missing. The king, being brave and noble, decided to follow the thief back to his lair. He chose four of his most loyal soldiers, mounted his horse, and rode off into the snowy woods, following the footprints left behind on the ground.
Soon, he and his soldiers arrived to a clearing in the woods. In front of them was a large, bell-shaped building. They found the thief’s lair!Pointing to the recent tracks left in the snow by the thief, the king announced to the soldiers,
“Look! The Fresh Prints to Bell Lair!”
It's because they do it door-tudor
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That was completely out of the blue.
and after a second, "For a moment there I thought it was the horse."
Apparently, Mum's the word.
That was a royal pane in the ass.
Now I know how to properly use the royal wii.
The rulers
Because Noble Gases shouldn’t have any reaction.
But after a fortnight, I finally did.
But I was made in the royal gravy
He’ll be know as The Artist Formerly Known as Prince
you need to address that situation.
Now they can Scandinavian.
It was a roil-mess.
Of supplies
A dis-count.
Because it wasn't king-size.
Royal flush!
That's a terrible name.
... but the news tells me that the Duchess of Cambridge is in Labour.
A Royal aBroad ?
His execution was terrible.
It has to be very public, so they cantaloupe.
